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[Mister Rog]

My house has a front drive, fairly straight forward. But also has a sort of drive down the other side with a bit of parking. All publicly accessible.

Recent piles of S**t around the back. Dog ? Human ? No idea. Wondering what to do. Gates - a bit overkill and pretentious. Cameras - So what ? even if I see something can't do much about it legally. Thinking about a motion activated gattling gun, but could get into trouble. Chilli spread around ? Hmmm quite expensive.

So, how do you tell dog poo from human ? They can be very similar in size.

[Sir Tigger KC]

So, how do you tell dog poo from human ? They can be very similar in size.

Taste it. 

[Entwood]

So, how do you tell dog poo from human ?

Count legs .....  If the creature "performing" has 4 legs  ... its probably a dog .. if it only has 2 .. its probably (sub)human .....   

[Raeturbo]

Doesn’t matter who or what shat it out you need to cull the fuc/er

[Bigron]

I have a similar problem on my front lawn where I currently park my car, made worse when the grass grows a bit and the turds are disguised - not nice to tread into an Omega! 

Ron.

[STEMO]

My house has a front drive, fairly straight forward. But also has a sort of drive down the other side with a bit of parking. All publicly accessible.

Recent piles of S**t around the back. Dog ? Human ? No idea. Wondering what to do. Gates - a bit overkill and pretentious. Cameras - So what ? even if I see something can't do much about it legally. Thinking about a motion activated gattling gun, but could get into trouble. Chilli spread around ? Hmmm quite expensive.

So, how do you tell dog poo from human ? They can be very similar in size.

A camera, with a red light to make it obvious, would be my shout. I'm sure it would put the dog owner off.

[Mister Rog]

My house has a front drive, fairly straight forward. But also has a sort of drive down the other side with a bit of parking. All publicly accessible.

Recent piles of S**t around the back. Dog ? Human ? No idea. Wondering what to do. Gates - a bit overkill and pretentious. Cameras - So what ? even if I see something can't do much about it legally. Thinking about a motion activated gattling gun, but could get into trouble. Chilli spread around ? Hmmm quite expensive.

So, how do you tell dog poo from human ? They can be very similar in size.

A camera, with a red light to make it obvious, would be my shout. I'm sure it would put the dog owner off.

That is my next step. I bought a cheapo kit a while back from Maplins before they went bust.

[dave the builder]

Cheap or dummy cameras are a complete waste of money IMHO
I've fitted loads of FLOUREON CCTV kit which is excellent for the price point
1500 TVL or better  you can get a 4 camera kit including cables ,dvr,cameras sub £80
just add a 500GB from an old sky+ HD box or a new one
so a total sub £100 will give you 1 week of 4 camera recording that you can remote access via your mobile phone etc
the police even said it was excellent footage when a house a few doors away got robbed
example clicky or another clicky
shop around ,in sales sometimes as low as £50

[Lizzie Zoom]

My house has a front drive, fairly straight forward. But also has a sort of drive down the other side with a bit of parking. All publicly accessible.

Recent piles of S**t around the back. Dog ? Human ? No idea. Wondering what to do. Gates - a bit overkill and pretentious. Cameras - So what ? even if I see something can't do much about it legally. Thinking about a motion activated gattling gun, but could get into trouble. Chilli spread around ? Hmmm quite expensive.

So, how do you tell dog poo from human ? They can be very similar in size.

A camera, with a red light to make it obvious, would be my shout. I'm sure it would put the dog owner off.

.................with the legally applicable warning signs if covering a public area, and wishing to use any recorded footage in criminal action.

Also speak to the local council for advise and action. It is illegal to let a dog, or human, foul a public area, but please see the link for further info :
http://www.environmentlaw.org.uk/rte.asp?id=50#targetText=Dog%20Fouling,up%20after%20their%20guide%20dogs.

 

[STEMO]

Cheap or dummy cameras are a complete waste of money IMHO
I've fitted loads of FLOUREON CCTV kit which is excellent for the price point
1500 TVL or better  you can get a 4 camera kit including cables ,dvr,cameras sub £80
just add a 500GB from an old sky+ HD box or a new one
so a total sub £100 will give you 1 week of 4 camera recording that you can remote access via your mobile phone etc
the police even said it was excellent footage when a house a few doors away got robbed
example clicky or another clicky
shop around ,in sales sometimes as low as £50

Cheap cameras are a waste of time. Here's a link to a cheap camera.

[dave the builder]

Cheap or dummy cameras are a complete waste of money IMHO
I've fitted loads of FLOUREON CCTV kit which is excellent for the price point
1500 TVL or better  you can get a 4 camera kit including cables ,dvr,cameras sub £80
just add a 500GB from an old sky+ HD box or a new one
so a total sub £100 will give you 1 week of 4 camera recording that you can remote access via your mobile phone etc
the police even said it was excellent footage when a house a few doors away got robbed
example clicky or another clicky
shop around ,in sales sometimes as low as £50

Cheap cameras are a waste of time. Here's a link to a cheap camera.

"cheap" is a relative term
£100 to you is peanuts Uncle Stemo 

as for CCTV I'll start another thread
some Knobjockey has just rammed into my Omega and done one 
I have footage from my CCTV and his REG

[STEMO]

Cheap or dummy cameras are a complete waste of money IMHO
I've fitted loads of FLOUREON CCTV kit which is excellent for the price point
1500 TVL or better  you can get a 4 camera kit including cables ,dvr,cameras sub £80
just add a 500GB from an old sky+ HD box or a new one
so a total sub £100 will give you 1 week of 4 camera recording that you can remote access via your mobile phone etc
the police even said it was excellent footage when a house a few doors away got robbed
example clicky or another clicky
shop around ,in sales sometimes as low as £50

Cheap cameras are a waste of time. Here's a link to a cheap camera.

"cheap" is a relative term
£100 to you is peanuts Uncle Stemo 

as for CCTV I'll start another thread
some Knobjockey has just rammed into my Omega and done one 
I have footage from my CCTV and his REG

Bet you're fickin fuming. Good luck getting the boys in blue to chase it up. It is, after all, a criminal offence to leave the scene of an accident.

[Varche]

This thread is  useless without photos

Is it white? Some dogs eat bones.

Any trace of MCD wrappings?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So, how do you tell dog poo from human ? They can be very similar in size.

Taste it. 

Won't work as it will taste the same.

Dog shit smells far worse though.

[STEMO]

So, how do you tell dog poo from human ? They can be very similar in size.

Taste it. 

Won't work as it will taste the same.

Dog shit smells far worse though.

Doesn't smell worse than mine