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« on: 20 October 2019, 13:13:00 »
Had a chat with a creationist yesterday. :)

Apparently the world is only a few thousand years old. :)

And there was I thinking the third rock from the sun had been around for yonks. :)

You learn something new every day.
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #1 on: 20 October 2019, 13:30:10 »
Everyone to their own beliefs :D ;)
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #2 on: 20 October 2019, 13:34:49 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 20 October 2019, 13:30:10
Everyone to their own beliefs :D ;)

Well, Lizzie. The young lady I spoke to informed me the Earth was the same age as the bible and was 'put there' by the big fella upstairs. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*
« Last Edit: 20 October 2019, 13:41:36 by Field Marshal Dr. Opti »
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #3 on: 20 October 2019, 14:09:55 »
Sadly for you M'lud you'll never get to meet the big fella upstairs, the bad boy downstairs is waiting for you however!  :)
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #4 on: 20 October 2019, 14:14:45 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 20 October 2019, 14:09:55
Sadly for you M'lud you'll never get to meet the big fella upstairs, the bad boy downstairs is waiting for you however!  :)

Great......the devil knows how to party. Wall to wall devil babes and as much drink and drugs as one (dead) man can handle. :y

I'll leave the piety and bible classes for others. ;)
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #5 on: 20 October 2019, 14:34:32 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 October 2019, 13:34:49
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 20 October 2019, 13:30:10
Everyone to their own beliefs :D ;)

Well, Lizzie. The young lady I spoke to informed me the Earth was the same age as the bible and was 'put there' by the big fella upstairs. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*

Oh yes,it all depends Opti on how you believe God created the Universe and everything in it, with his/her timescale which is totally not in line with ours...................but there starts a very big discussion ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* ;)

As for the Bible, it is only as old as the humans that wrote both the Old Testament and the New Testament, and that opens another massive can of worms!! :o :o ;D ;D :)
« Last Edit: 20 October 2019, 14:37:12 by Lizzie Zoom »
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #6 on: 20 October 2019, 15:00:15 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 October 2019, 14:14:45
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 20 October 2019, 14:09:55
Sadly for you M'lud you'll never get to meet the big fella upstairs, the bad boy downstairs is waiting for you however!  :)

Great......the devil knows how to party. Wall to wall devil babes and as much drink and drugs as one (dead) man can handle. :y

I'll leave the piety and bible classes for others. ;)

When you put it like that, I'm always up for a bit of decadence so maybe I'll press the down button in the lift when the time comes.  ;D
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #7 on: 20 October 2019, 15:09:03 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 20 October 2019, 15:00:15
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 October 2019, 14:14:45
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 20 October 2019, 14:09:55
Sadly for you M'lud you'll never get to meet the big fella upstairs, the bad boy downstairs is waiting for you however!  :)

Great......the devil knows how to party. Wall to wall devil babes and as much drink and drugs as one (dead) man can handle. :y

I'll leave the piety and bible classes for others. ;)

When you put it like that, I'm always up for a bit of decadence so maybe I'll press the down button in the lift when the time comes.  ;D
Maybe you don't get a choice...
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #8 on: 20 October 2019, 15:20:12 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 20 October 2019, 15:09:03
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 20 October 2019, 15:00:15
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 October 2019, 14:14:45
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 20 October 2019, 14:09:55
Sadly for you M'lud you'll never get to meet the big fella upstairs, the bad boy downstairs is waiting for you however!  :)

Great......the devil knows how to party. Wall to wall devil babes and as much drink and drugs as one (dead) man can handle. :y

I'll leave the piety and bible classes for others. ;)

When you put it like that, I'm always up for a bit of decadence so maybe I'll press the down button in the lift when the time comes.  ;D
Maybe you don't get a choice...

Yes.....it would be 'hell' for some people to spend the rest of eternity with a bunch of pious God botherers. :D ;D
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #9 on: 20 October 2019, 16:10:07 »
Indeed... Purgatory isn't necessarily where you expect it.
« Last Edit: 20 October 2019, 16:11:47 by Doctor Gollum »
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #10 on: 20 October 2019, 16:11:51 »
Although it could be fun trying to corrupt the angels!  :)
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #11 on: 20 October 2019, 16:47:08 »
O and the world is flat.

Aluminum tin foil hats seem to be gaining popularity.
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #12 on: 20 October 2019, 17:40:51 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 20 October 2019, 16:47:08
O and the world is flat.

Aluminum tin foil hats seem to be gaining popularity.


https://youtu.be/erA3WQE9Zes

These chaps won't be fooled the Earth is round. :)
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #13 on: 20 October 2019, 18:19:12 »
Of course the Earth isn't flat or all the water in the sea would run off the edge and we'd have nothing but dry land,therefore it stands to reason that it's slightly dipped towards the middle with the land bits being tall enough to clear the deep bits :D :D :D ;D ;D
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #14 on: 20 October 2019, 18:25:36 »
Some nutcase a few years back told me that the whole world is smaller than a fingernail, & we are all microbeings living on it ! He was utterly serious a complete fruit loop..
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