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[Nick W]

I didn't realise Santa was Romanian...

He is all things to all men. Or am I getting him mixed up with someone else? 

yes.
Someone equally fictitious. Which means they cancel each other out, and we can forget the whole tedious business.






If only

[Doctor Gollum]

How's that working for you? 

[STEMO]

That's it!!! The dishwasher is going. Yay! 

[Doctor Gollum]

Roasted veg and roasted duck saw all three trays washed up as the duck was standing... Brief respite before pudding 

[BazaJT]

All done and dusted by 3pm dog walked and knocking out the zzzzzs for a quick nap by 4pm

[STEMO]

Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. 


The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.

[dave the builder]

Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. 


The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.

Our local shop sells bags for 5p Uncle Stemo 

We've got visitors today ,so still have to continue the "Christmas charade" 

[STEMO]

Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. 


The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.

Our local shop sells bags for 5p Uncle Stemo 

We've got visitors today ,so still have to continue the "Christmas charade" 

I haven't had to buy a bag for donks. I reuse them until they're so thin you can see through them.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. 


The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.

Two?  What for?    Will one go in the cupboard until the other is worn out? 

Find out and report back please?!   

[STEMO]

Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. 


The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.

Two?  What for?    Will one go in the cupboard until the other is worn out? 

Find out and report back please?!   

She has an addiction, I'm afraid. She has a lot, and I mean a lot, of Radley handbags upstairs and, as far as I can see, they never get used. But, when I ask the question, I am treated like an idiot who has no idea how the whole thing works, so I keep quiet. It's easier that way.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. 


The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.

Two?  What for?    Will one go in the cupboard until the other is worn out? 

Find out and report back please?!   

She has an addiction, I'm afraid. She has a lot, and I mean a lot, of Radley handbags upstairs and, as far as I can see, they never get used. But, when I ask the question, I am treated like an idiot who has no idea how the whole thing works, so I keep quiet. It's easier that way.

Probably best not to inquire then? 

[Doctor Gollum]

Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. 


The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.

Are they coming from China or Liverpool?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

They'll be fakes.....but who cares.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Christmas is essentially one day.

Why we have to endure it from early September to 6th January I'll never know.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Christmas is essentially one day.

Why we have to endure it from early September to 6th January I'll never know.

Maybe you should move to somewhere that doesn't do Christmas M'lud? 

Pakistan? Saudi Arabia? or maybe North Korea?