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[aaronjb]

I had one last night involving street racing and the car I was given to compete in had the reg no "STEMO".

I refused to compete

[STEMO]

Dreaming about me, Aaron? You wanna spend less time on here and get some fickin work done. 

[Varche]

At least you would have been comfortable with working air con, seats with padding, suspension with travel and shock absorbers. 🚙

Bit of a small market but that Reg No could be worth a small fortune!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

STMO not STEMO.

[STEMO]

STMO not STEMO.

No, STEMO, Mr Optimist 60 something. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

STMO not STEMO.

No, STEMO, Mr Optimist 60 something. 

You'll always be STMO to me.........and a Snickers bar will always be called a Marathon bar.

A Nissan will always be a Datsun.

A Mini will always be 10 feet long and not the size (and appearance) of a pregnant hippo.

[STEMO]

STMO not STEMO.

No, STEMO, Mr Optimist 60 something. 

You'll always be STMO to me.........and a Snickers bar will always be called a Marathon bar.

A Nissan will always be a Datsun.

A Mini will always be 10 feet long and not the size (and appearance) of a pregnant hippo.

And a dinosaur will always be a dinosaur. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

STMO not STEMO.

No, STEMO, Mr Optimist 60 something. 

You'll always be STMO to me.........and a Snickers bar will always be called a Marathon bar.

A Nissan will always be a Datsun.

A Mini will always be 10 feet long and not the size (and appearance) of a pregnant hippo.

And a dinosaur will always be a dinosaur. 

Change is good, essential even,  when it is linked to 'progress'

Often it is merely rebranding the same old crap.

I like being a dinosaur.

[redelitev6]

A strange dream can't be complete without Diane Abbot surely ? 

[BazaJT]

While I admit I've had many a strange dream none of them have ever included Diane Abbott,Shami nor any members of OOF- :except maybe Lizzie

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

While I admit I've had many a strange dream none of them have ever included Diane Abbott,Shami nor any members of OOF- :except maybe Lizzie

Erotic dreams about Diane Abbott is evidence of a troubled mind.

Erotic dreams about sexy Shami are perfectly normal.

As for erotic dreams about Lizzie, do tell, Mr Baza.

[BazaJT]

Now,now Opti you of all people should know a gentleman never tells.Though how that excuses me I'll never know

[Lizzie Zoom]

While I admit I've had many a strange dream none of them have ever included Diane Abbott,Shami nor any members of OOF- :except maybe Lizzie

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Now,now Opti you of all people should know a gentleman never tells.Though how that excuses me I'll never know

Being a gentleman I'm sure you offered Lizzie  a bite of your Cadbury's flake.

[Entwood]

First time I met Lizzie was at Gaffers army base meet ... I was lying under a car when I saw, and heard, a pair of very tall, very red, stilhetto heels approaching ....   not the normal attire for a car meet !!......  'twas Miss Lizzie Zoom herself ... dressed to the nines and looking good