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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Almost 13 months since the last.

Essentially an oil and filter change plus a poke about and video.

£225. 

[Andy B]

you'll be lucky ...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

you'll be lucky ...

All booked in, Mr beanz.

[Andy B]

you'll be lucky ...

All booked in, Mr beanz.

  Merc dealers seem to be mostly shut

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

you'll be lucky ...

All booked in, Mr beanz.

  Merc dealers seem to be mostly shut

This is what I expected. But they picked up the phone and booked it in. Initially they asked if I was a key worker but in the next breath said it didn't matter.

[Andy B]

you'll be lucky ...

All booked in, Mr beanz.

  Merc dealers seem to be mostly shut

This is what I expected. But they picked up the phone and booked it in. Initially they asked if I was a key worker but in the next breath said it didn't matter.

So you're depriving key workers, like me, the chance to get their cars serviced .... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

you'll be lucky ...

All booked in, Mr beanz.

  Merc dealers seem to be mostly shut

This is what I expected. But they picked up the phone and booked it in. Initially they asked if I was a key worker but in the next breath said it didn't matter.

So you're depriving key workers, like me, the chance to get their cars serviced .... 

I believe Mercedes are currently refusing to service cars that are 'excessively brown'

[Andy B]

you'll be lucky ...

All booked in, Mr beanz.

  Merc dealers seem to be mostly shut

This is what I expected. But they picked up the phone and booked it in. Initially they asked if I was a key worker but in the next breath said it didn't matter.

So you're depriving key workers, like me, the chance to get their cars serviced .... 

I believe Mercedes are currently refusing to service cars that are 'excessively brown'

   

[Sir Tigger KC]

you'll be lucky ...

All booked in, Mr beanz.

  Merc dealers seem to be mostly shut

This is what I expected. But they picked up the phone and booked it in. Initially they asked if I was a key worker but in the next breath said it didn't matter.

The busty receptionist obviously misses you M'lud. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

you'll be lucky ...

All booked in, Mr beanz.

  Merc dealers seem to be mostly shut

This is what I expected. But they picked up the phone and booked it in. Initially they asked if I was a key worker but in the next breath said it didn't matter.

The busty receptionist obviously misses you M'lud. 

Women tend to like me.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

......imagine how much pussy I would get if I owned a Marina coupe.

[Rangie]

......imagine how much pussy I would get if I owned a Marina coupe.

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That's all you would be doing imagining about pussy, if you were still bumbling about in one those shitheaps..
😀😄😃

[Marks DTM Calib]

Are you dropping off or are they doing (the as advised) collect and return?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Are you dropping off or are they doing (the as advised) collect and return?

Taking it in......but now you mention it I'll give them a bell to see if they can collect.

[Nick W]

Are you dropping off or are they doing (the as advised) collect and return?

Taking it in......but now you mention it I'll give them a bell to see if they can collect.

you do know that it will be collected by some grumpy old git(or if you're really unlucky, the workshop teaboy that drives like our beloved leader) and not the big-breasted receptionist?