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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #1 on: 01 May 2020, 19:26:50 »

That is very very funny  :y
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #2 on: 01 May 2020, 19:34:36 »

Lord Opti would.  :)
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #3 on: 01 May 2020, 20:18:43 »

I am not registered with Facebook, but I guess with the NWS suggests along with the monkey what it is all about
! ;D ;D

I have just had another day, 1 of 3 I am doing per week, of giving home tuition to my 9 year old grandson using his schools Google Classroom link. He is a clever lad, but bloody hell at times he is like pushing 10 tons, without wheels, uphill! He seems to have ADHD, so constantly moves around and I have to use all my professional instructors skills, and mothers instinct, to complete the tasks set successfully.

Any teacher who can lead a classroom full of his age group should get a bloody medal! :D :D

I am left exhausted at the end of the day like I never was in business ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #4 on: 01 May 2020, 21:25:17 »

I am not registered with Facebook, but I guess with the NWS suggests along with the monkey what it is all about
! ;D ;D

I have just had another day, 1 of 3 I am doing per week, of giving home tuition to my 9 year old grandson using his schools Google Classroom link. He is a clever lad, but bloody hell at times he is like pushing 10 tons, without wheels, uphill! He seems to have ADHD, so constantly moves around and I have to use all my professional instructors skills, and mothers instinct, to complete the tasks set successfully.

Any teacher who can lead a classroom full of his age group should get a bloody medal! :D :D

I am left exhausted at the end of the day like I never was in business ;D ;D ;D ;)
You don't have to be registered with arsebook, just watch the video.  ::)
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #5 on: 01 May 2020, 21:37:35 »

Here it is on the tube:

https://youtu.be/GtmYJlIxOKc
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #6 on: 02 May 2020, 07:56:22 »

Must admit facebook link didn't work here either,but the you tube one did.I don't recall the Janet and John books we had in infants school being anything like that :D :D
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #7 on: 02 May 2020, 09:15:44 »

Here it is on the tube:

https://youtu.be/GtmYJlIxOKc

Yes, thanks Steve that works! :y :y

Oh, yes, that NWS video is as good, even much better than I imagined it would be.  It has made my day and I am still laughing!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8)

Am sending a link to my daughter who has my sense of crude humour as well ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #8 on: 02 May 2020, 13:43:45 »

Lord Opti would.  :)

The woman or the monkey?
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #9 on: 02 May 2020, 13:53:59 »

Lord Opti would.  :)

The woman or the monkey?


 Any port in a storm ..  Last one left at the Disco, will do :D :D
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #10 on: 02 May 2020, 14:00:23 »

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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #11 on: 02 May 2020, 14:01:23 »

Lord Opti would.  :)

The woman or the monkey?


 Any port in a storm .. Last one left at the Disco, will do :D :D

We are all guilty of this......especially scousers full of ale. :)
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #12 on: 02 May 2020, 14:19:58 »

Lord Opti would.  :)

The woman or the monkey?


 Any port in a storm .. Last one left at the Disco, will do :D :D

We are all guilty of this......especially scousers full of ale. :)

We used to call it 'Headless Chicken Time', as if you hadn't copped off with some bird by the time the slowies came on at the end, then you ran round like a headless chicken trying to scoop up the leftovers!  ;D
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #13 on: 02 May 2020, 14:36:51 »

Lord Opti would.  :)

The woman or the monkey?


 Any port in a storm .. Last one left at the Disco, will do :D :D

We are all guilty of this......especially scousers full of ale. :)

We used to call it 'Headless Chicken Time', as if you hadn't copped off with some bird by the time the slowies came on at the end, then you ran round like a headless chicken trying to scoop up the leftovers;D

Who had been watching you get turned down by all the good looking girls. Even the dogs could give you the cold shoulder if that happened. :)
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Re: Lockdown story time with teacher NWS
« Reply #14 on: 02 May 2020, 16:26:24 »

With beer goggles on there were no dogs until it was much too late ::)
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