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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

[dave the builder]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

My 2 metre high perspex screen stays up all day Lizzie 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

[STEMO]

He gets overexcited with the mention of sex organs and marinas.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

My 2 metre high perspex screen stays up all day Lizzie 

 

[Lizzie Zoom]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Yeah, sure!

[Sir Tigger KC]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls.

True.  Like most 19 year old lads I couldn't wait to finish so I could rush off to tell all my mates!     

I learned the hard way though that a gentleman never tells, and so these days I keep my mouth shut and take my time at the honey pot.    

[Lizzie Zoom]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Yes Sir Tigger, but Opti IS sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Yes Sir Tigger, but Opti IS sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old

I've told you before Lizzie.......you're not too big to be put across my knee.

[BazaJT]

There is apparently a growing faction in the USA of "anti-vaxxers" who are holding protest rallies against the possible introduction of mandatory vaccine injections.They were joined on at least one by the Tea Party[I kid you not!]and an armed militia group-who it seems to me will turn up to protest about pretty much anything.

[dave the builder]

closer to home clicky

please add these people to TB's cull list