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The course of true love..
« on: 14 December 2020, 20:49:53 »
...never runs smooth  :o

Covid: Man jailed for Scotland-Isle of Man water scooter crossing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-55280466

I'd have let the lad off. Over 4 hours on a jet ski followed by a 15 mile walk. That's akin to an extreme sport.
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #1 on: 14 December 2020, 21:10:15 »
Not sure how a "carefully planned journey" could result in "real risk"  ;D

Fair play though, if she doesn't marry him after that, she's a thespian.
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #2 on: 14 December 2020, 23:23:07 »
Never ridden one before either. In love or mental, or perhaps both. :)
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #3 on: 15 December 2020, 07:07:34 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 14 December 2020, 23:23:07
Never ridden one before either. In love or mental, or perhaps both. :)

His mates have blatantly dared him to do it. Like all proper blokes he would do something for a dare (and a decent shag) that he wouldn't do for a tenner.
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #4 on: 15 December 2020, 09:01:31 »
Hats off to the fella and he should get a medal not a jail sentence!  :y
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #5 on: 15 December 2020, 09:16:26 »
They say it will draw you further than dynamite could blow you.  ;D
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #6 on: 15 December 2020, 15:27:17 »
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #7 on: 15 December 2020, 15:33:19 »
Quote from: omegod on 15 December 2020, 15:27:17
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?
Maybe he kept stopping to ask the way?  :P
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #8 on: 15 December 2020, 17:10:07 »
Quote from: omegod on 15 December 2020, 15:27:17
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?

Tail wind and favourable tide?  ???   And the force of lust as she must be a cracking shag!  ;D
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #9 on: 15 December 2020, 17:11:46 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 15 December 2020, 17:10:07
Quote from: omegod on 15 December 2020, 15:27:17
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?

Tail wind and favourable tide?  ???   And the force of lust as she must be a cracking shag!  ;D
Or he's spotty and ginger with a 3" penis and can't believe his luck  ;D
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #10 on: 15 December 2020, 17:25:56 »
Quote from: STEMO on 15 December 2020, 17:11:46
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 15 December 2020, 17:10:07
Quote from: omegod on 15 December 2020, 15:27:17
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?

Tail wind and favourable tide?  ???   And the force of lust as she must be a cracking shag!  ;D
Or he's spotty and ginger with a 3" penis and can't believe his luck  ;D

True and she might be a fat minger!  :o
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #11 on: 15 December 2020, 17:55:33 »
Well you can always rely on the Daily Wail for the nitty gritty.  :y
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #12 on: 15 December 2020, 17:59:06 »
She's certainly not a fat minger  :-*
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #13 on: 15 December 2020, 18:03:38 »
Having seen her picture I would have swam across to "visit" her
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Re: The course of true love..
« Reply #14 on: 15 December 2020, 18:12:39 »
No wonder he got sent down... His lawyers defence was that he "clearly had mental health issues"
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