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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #120 on: 14 January 2021, 18:26:05 »
Today's figures are very late, some nonsense about problems with the data. Obviously this is hiding something more sinister than 'problems with data'. I'm off to find the reason on YouTube.  ;D
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« Reply #121 on: 14 January 2021, 18:28:49 »
Ok.....found a chap in Ashby de la Zouch who says they're definitely hiding something. He's not 100% sure what, but his followers said we should shoot Jonathan van Tam.
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #122 on: 14 January 2021, 18:47:36 »
The Death secretary (Tw_t Hand-on-his-cock)  hasn't made up a fictitious low number yet  :(

Quote from: STEMO on 14 January 2021, 18:28:49
Ok.....found a chap in Ashby de la Zouch who says they're definitely hiding something. He's not 100% sure what, but his followers said we should shoot Jonathan van Tam.
Fake news , I said shoot Boris  :P
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #123 on: 14 January 2021, 18:50:19 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 14 January 2021, 18:47:36
The Death secretary (Tw_t Hand-on-his-cock)  hasn't made up a fictitious low number yet  :(

Quote from: STEMO on 14 January 2021, 18:28:49
Ok.....found a chap in Ashby de la Zouch who says they're definitely hiding something. He's not 100% sure what, but his followers said we should shoot Jonathan van Tam.
Fake news , I said shoot Boris  :P
No one would notice.
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #124 on: 14 January 2021, 19:38:33 »
+48,682 new cases but still no daily death toll yet
maybe they are all off work with covid
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #125 on: 14 January 2021, 19:56:20 »
Could be so bad someone has demanded a recount?
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #126 on: 14 January 2021, 20:01:59 »
Quote from: Varche on 14 January 2021, 19:56:20
Could be so bad someone has demanded a recount?
2020 had 85 thousand excess deaths 14% up , the worst since WW2 *

*all numbers quoted off the BBC, probably completely wrong but  :P
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #127 on: 14 January 2021, 20:52:56 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 14 January 2021, 20:01:59
Quote from: Varche on 14 January 2021, 19:56:20
Could be so bad someone has demanded a recount?
2020 had 85 thousand excess deaths 14% up , the worst since WW2 *

*all numbers quoted off the BBC, probably completely wrong but  :P
Don't be afraid of posting the wrong figures, Dave, no one on here will pick you up. Honest  ;D
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #128 on: 14 January 2021, 21:02:50 »
Quote from: STEMO on 14 January 2021, 20:52:56

Don't be afraid of posting the wrong figures, Dave, no one on here will pick you up. Honest  ;D
OK, it doesn't have a number for deaths on coronavirus.data.gov.uk or www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

so no one died today  :)

which is wrong because Siegfried died on another thread
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #129 on: 14 January 2021, 21:05:00 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 14 January 2021, 21:02:50
Quote from: STEMO on 14 January 2021, 20:52:56

Don't be afraid of posting the wrong figures, Dave, no one on here will pick you up. Honest  ;D
OK, it doesn't have a number for deaths on coronavirus.data.gov.uk or www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

so no one died today  :)
Or....the number is so large they are holding it back to till everyone's gone to bed.  ;D
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #130 on: 14 January 2021, 21:14:06 »
He's still totting it all up

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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #131 on: 15 January 2021, 16:32:07 »
Just got a call to offer me my 1st covid jab. I told them, if they think they're going to stick a fickin chip into me, they can eff off. I'm going tomorrow at 3:30.  :)
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #132 on: 15 January 2021, 17:10:12 »
1,280 Daily deaths
55,761 tested positive

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1st covid jab.
 I'm going tomorrow at 3:30.  :)
you can bee the OOF Guinee pig  :)
hope it goes well
let us know if you get a hunger for bat meat or human brains  :P
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Re: Lockdown
« Reply #133 on: 15 January 2021, 17:34:09 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 15 January 2021, 17:10:12
1,280 Daily deaths
55,761 tested positive

Quote from: STEMO on 15 January 2021, 16:32:07
1st covid jab.
 I'm going tomorrow at 3:30.  :)
you can bee the OOF Guinee pig  :)
hope it goes well
let us know if you get a hunger for bat meat or human brains  :P
Where would I find human brains? Certainly not on here  ;D
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