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[dave the builder]

Why has my Corsa spontaneously combusted? 

He'll have to drain the mower for enough petrol first and get the value increased on the insurance before he torches it so expect more mower related threads 

I imagine the Opti household is running low on supplies now if Mrs Opti hasn't had the Corsa to go out in to collect turnips and swede 

[STEMO]

Why has my Corsa spontaneously combusted? 

He'll have to drain the mower for enough petrol first and get the value increased on the insurance before he torches it so expect more mower related threads 

I imagine the Opti household is running low on supplies now if Mrs Opti hasn't had the Corsa to go out in to collect turnips and swede 

Lord Opti insists he is a carrot head, not a turnip head.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Why has my Corsa spontaneously combusted? 

He'll have to drain the mower for enough petrol first and get the value increased on the insurance before he torches it so expect more mower related threads 

I imagine the Opti household is running low on supplies now if Mrs Opti hasn't had the Corsa to go out in to collect turnips and swede 

I expect poor Mrs Opti is expected to walk to Waitrose. 

[dave the builder]

Why has my Corsa spontaneously combusted? 

He'll have to drain the mower for enough petrol first and get the value increased on the insurance before he torches it so expect more mower related threads 

I imagine the Opti household is running low on supplies now if Mrs Opti hasn't had the Corsa to go out in to collect turnips and swede 

Lord Opti insists he is a carrot head, not a turnip head.

I think there's some tinned carrots going spare on the panettoni thread 
maybe we could knock up a food parcel ,he's had to splash out on that "cheapest pump he could find" after all   

[TheBoy]

maybe we could knock up a food parcel

Containing Creme Eggs?

[dave the builder]

maybe we could knock up a food parcel

Containing Creme Eggs?

I don't think confectionary/sweets/chocolate has reached that far north yet ,they suck twigs and chew grass 

[STEMO]

maybe we could knock up a food parcel

Containing Creme Eggs?

I don't think confectionary/sweets/chocolate has reached that far north yet ,they suck twigs and chew grass 

I think you'll find you're further north than Opti.

[Nick W]

maybe we could knock up a food parcel

Containing Creme Eggs?

Whaaaat?

[dave the builder]

maybe we could knock up a food parcel

Containing Creme Eggs?

I don't think confectionary/sweets/chocolate has reached that far north yet ,they suck twigs and chew grass 

I think you'll find you're further north than Opti.

I live in the middle of the known world (Staffordshire/Derbyshire/Leicestershire/Warwickshire intersection)
Lincolnshire is north east 
we've had electric and running water for over 30 years here 

[BazaJT]

Pah,we've had running water here for a lot longer than 30 years.Every time it rains it runs down the walls and puddles on the floor of the mud huts[handy for getting a bath]

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm not a native of Lincolnshire. I was born in Ulaanbaatar.

[ronnyd]

So you're a Mongol. Apologies if reqd. 

[STEMO]

maybe we could knock up a food parcel

Containing Creme Eggs?

I don't think confectionary/sweets/chocolate has reached that far north yet ,they suck twigs and chew grass 

I think you'll find you're further north than Opti.

I live in the middle of the known world (Staffordshire/Derbyshire/Leicestershire/Warwickshire intersection)
Lincolnshire is north east 
we've had electric and running water for over 30 years here

I think you'll find South Lincs area is well south of you.

[dave the builder]

maybe we could knock up a food parcel

Containing Creme Eggs?

I don't think confectionary/sweets/chocolate has reached that far north yet ,they suck twigs and chew grass 

I think you'll find you're further north than Opti.

I live in the middle of the known world (Staffordshire/Derbyshire/Leicestershire/Warwickshire intersection)
Lincolnshire is north east 
we've had electric and running water for over 30 years here

I think you'll find South Lincs area is well south of you.

possibly ,i'm pretty level with melton mowbray on my scrolls ,so parts of Lincolnshire are lower ,but only by about half an inch 

[STEMO]

Ah, you're in the finger that goes between Staffordshire and Nottinghamshire, not really Derbyshire at all. In that case, you are further south, but not far enough to have running water.