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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #15 on: 23 January 2021, 15:17:53 »
I'm going for a dump.
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #16 on: 23 January 2021, 15:18:38 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 15:17:53
I'm going for a dump.
Yes, sit on you brain for a while  ;D
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #17 on: 23 January 2021, 17:00:47 »
Your boy would know the answer. He is indeed fortunate his intelligence comes from his mother. :)
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #18 on: 23 January 2021, 17:17:32 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 17:00:47
Your boy would know the answer. He is indeed fortunate his intelligence comes from his mother. :)
I know, I've given you the answer. Just because you're answer is different, and probably less interesting, it doesn't make it any more valid than my answer.  :P
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #19 on: 23 January 2021, 17:36:50 »
Have an orgasm ?
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #20 on: 23 January 2021, 17:43:42 »
Quote from: redelitev6 on 23 January 2021, 17:36:50
Have an orgasm ?
Who ? Uncle Stemo  :-\

chimps and dolphins have sex for pleasure you mean , rather than just to reproduce ?
 
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #21 on: 23 January 2021, 17:50:08 »
insert pic of monkey with his kn*b stuffed in a dolphin's blow hole  :D
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #22 on: 23 January 2021, 17:51:48 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 23 January 2021, 17:50:08
insert pic of monkey with his kn*b stuffed in a dolphin's blow hole  :D

That only works if the monkey is wearing stockings and suspenders. ;D
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #23 on: 23 January 2021, 17:55:04 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 17:51:48
Quote from: dave the builder on 23 January 2021, 17:50:08
insert pic of monkey with his kn*b stuffed in a dolphin's blow hole  :D

That only works if the monkey is wearing stockings and suspenders. ;D
whatever floats your boat  ;)
no doubt your furiously checking for youtube videos as I type  :P
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #24 on: 23 January 2021, 19:28:25 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 23 January 2021, 17:55:04
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 17:51:48
Quote from: dave the builder on 23 January 2021, 17:50:08
insert pic of monkey with his kn*b stuffed in a dolphin's blow hole  :D

That only works if the monkey is wearing stockings and suspenders. ;D
whatever floats your boat  ;)
no doubt your furiously checking for Youtube videos as I type  :P


That might require a slightly more specialist website ::)
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #25 on: 23 January 2021, 19:55:49 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 13:14:59
Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection.  :)
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #26 on: 23 January 2021, 20:17:32 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 23 January 2021, 19:55:49
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 13:14:59
Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection.  :)
It took you seven hours to find that on Google  ;D
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #27 on: 23 January 2021, 20:24:16 »
Quote from: STEMO on 23 January 2021, 20:17:32
Quote from: YZ250 on 23 January 2021, 19:55:49
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 13:14:59
Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection.  :)
It took you seven hours to find that on Google  ;D
His VPN puts him in Sydney...  ;D
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #28 on: 23 January 2021, 20:28:40 »
Quote from: STEMO on 23 January 2021, 20:17:32
Quote from: YZ250 on 23 January 2021, 19:55:49
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 13:14:59
Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection.  :)
It took you seven hours to find that on Google  ;D

 ;D ;D

Not at all. I knew the answer straight away.  :y

Straight away after I'd typed 'What can dolphins and chimps do that dogs and cats can't' in to Google.   ;D ;D
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Re: Dolphins and chimps can but.....
« Reply #29 on: 23 January 2021, 20:35:06 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 23 January 2021, 20:28:40
Quote from: STEMO on 23 January 2021, 20:17:32
Quote from: YZ250 on 23 January 2021, 19:55:49
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2021, 13:14:59
Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection.  :)
It took you seven hours to find that on Google  ;D

 ;D ;D

Not at all. I knew the answer straight away.  :y

Straight away after I'd typed 'What can dolphins and chimps do that dogs and cats can't' in to Google.   ;D ;D
When I did that, it took me straight to Opti's thread  ;D
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