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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #15 on: 21 July 2021, 19:22:37 »
Quote from: Auto Addict on 21 July 2021, 19:21:31
Quote from: STEMO on 21 July 2021, 19:18:06
Quote from: BazaJT on 21 July 2021, 19:16:21
According to a label on the bottom of my laptop it's a Lenovo G550 with a model name of 2958 all this ssd stuff means absolutely nothing to me.
If the laptop does what you need it to, why should it matter?

It upsets TB.
FFS, Barry, I wasn't talking to you  ;D
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #16 on: 21 July 2021, 20:01:07 »
Quote from: BazaJT on 21 July 2021, 19:16:21
According to a label on the bottom of my laptop it's a Lenovo G550 with a model name of 2958 all this ssd stuff means absolutely nothing to me.

I once owned a GS550. Does this count? :)
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #17 on: 21 July 2021, 21:05:58 »
Does it have the ability to glide?  ;)
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #18 on: 21 July 2021, 21:07:14 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 21 July 2021, 21:05:58
Does it have the ability to glide?  ;)
The new Lenovo Yoga 7i Frisbee.  :y
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #19 on: 21 July 2021, 21:18:17 »
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???

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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #20 on: 21 July 2021, 21:20:14 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #21 on: 21 July 2021, 21:21:16 »
Now she can whack you over the head with the laptop whilst gouging your eye out with the pen  :)
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #22 on: 21 July 2021, 21:37:25 »
Quote from: STEMO on 21 July 2021, 21:20:14
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.

What does it do?
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #23 on: 21 July 2021, 21:41:27 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:37:25
Quote from: STEMO on 21 July 2021, 21:20:14
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.

What does it do?


It writes nice neat, legible numbers :)
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #24 on: 21 July 2021, 21:49:15 »
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Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:37:25
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Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.

What does it do?


It writes nice neat, legible numbers :)

Maths is racist......at least getting the correct answer is. :)
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #25 on: 21 July 2021, 21:52:46 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:37:25
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Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.

What does it do?

When your bent over in pain after the laptop has collided with your head, the pen can be slotted up your jacksie!  :o  ;D
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #26 on: 21 July 2021, 21:54:57 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:37:25
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Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.

What does it do?
It does lots of different things depending on which app you are using. Look on t'internet.
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #27 on: 21 July 2021, 21:58:53 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:49:15
Quote from: Nick W on 21 July 2021, 21:41:27
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:37:25
Quote from: STEMO on 21 July 2021, 21:20:14
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.

What does it do?


It writes nice neat, legible numbers :)

Maths is racist......at least getting the correct answer is. :)




I'd love to see your working for that statement.


It might be a good durability test for your new digital pen.
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #28 on: 22 July 2021, 12:59:02 »
Quote from: STEMO on 21 July 2021, 21:54:57
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:37:25
Quote from: STEMO on 21 July 2021, 21:20:14
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.

What does it do?
It does lots of different things depending on which app you are using. Look on t'internet.

Can't be arsed.

I only use it for annoying you, and access to gay male porn. :)
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Re: Mrs Opti has bought me a new laptop.
« Reply #29 on: 22 July 2021, 15:28:57 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 July 2021, 12:59:02
Quote from: STEMO on 21 July 2021, 21:54:57
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:37:25
Quote from: STEMO on 21 July 2021, 21:20:14
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2021, 21:18:17
It's odd.

It also has a digital pen..... ???
So does wifey's iPad, it's not a new idea.

What does it do?
It does lots of different things depending on which app you are using. Look on t'internet.

Can't be arsed.

I only use it for annoying you, and access to gay male porn. :)
Barry has outed Opti  ;D
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