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Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« on: 25 July 2021, 12:08:20 »
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #1 on: 25 July 2021, 12:23:37 »
Quote from: LC0112G on 25 July 2021, 12:08:20
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Be interesting if it wasn't behind a paywall.
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #2 on: 25 July 2021, 12:25:43 »
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #3 on: 25 July 2021, 12:25:52 »
Quote from: STEMO on 25 July 2021, 12:23:37
Quote from: LC0112G on 25 July 2021, 12:08:20
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Be interesting if it wasn't behind a paywall.

Works for me, and I don't pay for owt. Try proper Internet Explorer.
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #4 on: 25 July 2021, 12:32:47 »
Quote from: LC0112G on 25 July 2021, 12:25:52
Quote from: STEMO on 25 July 2021, 12:23:37
Quote from: LC0112G on 25 July 2021, 12:08:20
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Be interesting if it wasn't behind a paywall.

Works for me, and I don't pay for owt. Try proper Internet Explorer.
I prefer proper safari, thanks  ;D

If this story is true, I might be a super spreader.
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #5 on: 25 July 2021, 12:43:35 »
True Steve, especially your lumpy ones. 8)
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #6 on: 25 July 2021, 12:44:46 »
People just need to light their farts
the heat will kill Chinese virus
when the winter, 5th wave by then ? is in force ,fart lighting could reduce heating costs  8)
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #7 on: 25 July 2021, 13:12:47 »
Quote from: STEMO on 25 July 2021, 12:32:47
Quote from: LC0112G on 25 July 2021, 12:25:52
Quote from: STEMO on 25 July 2021, 12:23:37
Quote from: LC0112G on 25 July 2021, 12:08:20
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Be interesting if it wasn't behind a paywall.

Works for me, and I don't pay for owt. Try proper Internet Explorer.
I prefer proper safari, thanks  ;D

If this story is true, I might be a super spreader.

Imagine if you and the whippet work together as a team.

Global destruction with be inevitable. :)



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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #8 on: 25 July 2021, 13:53:08 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 25 July 2021, 12:44:46
People just need to light their farts
the heat will kill Chinese virus
when the winter, 5th wave by then ? is in force ,fart lighting could reduce heating costs  8)
Jasper Carrott used to to a piece on his BBC show years ago on setting light to farts. Can't do links, total technophobe.  :-[ ;D
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #9 on: 25 July 2021, 14:27:31 »
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #10 on: 25 July 2021, 17:47:11 »
Clutching at straws to keep people under their beds.  >:(

Sounds like something Sippy Cup would suggest.
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #11 on: 26 July 2021, 15:00:20 »
Showed this story to wifey a couple of days ago. Whilst walking in the woods earlier, and letting go at regular intervals, she suggested I might need a mask for my bottom  ;D
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #12 on: 26 July 2021, 15:22:07 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 July 2021, 15:00:20
Showed this story to wifey a couple of days ago. Whilst walking in the woods earlier, and letting go at regular intervals, she suggested I might need a mask for my bottom  ;D

According to Billy Connolly we should  check that a fart is just a fart, as we get older. :-\ :-X
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #13 on: 26 July 2021, 15:27:54 »
Where on earth do people dream this nonsense up from ? Wiping your arse will be dangerous next.
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Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #14 on: 26 July 2021, 15:36:32 »
Quote from: Rangie on 26 July 2021, 15:27:54
Where on earth do people dream this nonsense up from ? Wiping your arse will be dangerous next.
Talk to Abu Hamza, it can be very dangerous  ;D
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