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[STEMO]

And I thought I was crap at Karaoke*...

*I make that chap from Boney M look talented.

I don't think I've ever seen Greta laugh and smile like that before! 






I wonder if the lad on stage with her has popped her cherry?                                                                                  

Shame on you for having such a thought.

Greta is not that kind of girl.

I'm beginning to think she's not any kind of girl.

Well if that lad has popped her cherry then she is no longer a girl, but a woman! 

And if she's discovered shagging she might leave the rest of us alone!   

Ahhhh....but did he pop her front or back?

[Sir Tigger KC]

And I thought I was crap at Karaoke*...

*I make that chap from Boney M look talented.

I don't think I've ever seen Greta laugh and smile like that before! 






I wonder if the lad on stage with her has popped her cherry?                                                                                  

Shame on you for having such a thought.

Greta is not that kind of girl.

I'm beginning to think she's not any kind of girl.

Well if that lad has popped her cherry then she is no longer a girl, but a woman! 

And if she's discovered shagging she might leave the rest of us alone!   

Ahhhh....but did he pop her front or back?

She's Swedish.... So probably both! 

[STEMO]

And I thought I was crap at Karaoke*...

*I make that chap from Boney M look talented.

I don't think I've ever seen Greta laugh and smile like that before! 






I wonder if the lad on stage with her has popped her cherry?                                                                                  

Shame on you for having such a thought.

Greta is not that kind of girl.

I'm beginning to think she's not any kind of girl.

Well if that lad has popped her cherry then she is no longer a girl, but a woman! 

And if she's discovered shagging she might leave the rest of us alone!   

Ahhhh....but did he pop her front or back?

She's Swedish.... So probably both! 

At once? That's a neat trick 

[Sir Tigger KC]

And I thought I was crap at Karaoke*...

*I make that chap from Boney M look talented.

I don't think I've ever seen Greta laugh and smile like that before! 






I wonder if the lad on stage with her has popped her cherry?                                                                                  

Shame on you for having such a thought.

Greta is not that kind of girl.

I'm beginning to think she's not any kind of girl.

Well if that lad has popped her cherry then she is no longer a girl, but a woman! 

And if she's discovered shagging she might leave the rest of us alone!   

Ahhhh....but did he pop her front or back?

She's Swedish.... So probably both! 

At once? That's a neat trick 

Maybe he brought a friend. They're Swedish you know?   

[STEMO]

And I thought I was crap at Karaoke*...

*I make that chap from Boney M look talented.

I don't think I've ever seen Greta laugh and smile like that before! 






I wonder if the lad on stage with her has popped her cherry?                                                                                  

Shame on you for having such a thought.

Greta is not that kind of girl.

I'm beginning to think she's not any kind of girl.

Well if that lad has popped her cherry then she is no longer a girl, but a woman! 

And if she's discovered shagging she might leave the rest of us alone!   

Ahhhh....but did he pop her front or back?

She's Swedish.... So probably both! 

At once? That's a neat trick 

Maybe he brought a friend. They're Swedish you know?   

What is it with you and Swedish? You never saw ABBA shagging each other on stage.

[Doctor Gollum]

They didn't need to with those costumes

[Sir Tigger KC]

They didn't need to with those costumes

I expect as soon as they were off stage they were ripping the costumes off each other and were straight in the sauna! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Greta losing her cherry and becoming a woman?

Quite frankly I have no idea what the definition of a woman is in 2021.

I'll ask that nice Mr Starmer. He'll know.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Speaking of women ........Biden has just appointed a woman as the first ever 4 star admiral.

Perhaps she is a proper woman.... The sort I should be attracted to.

[STEMO]

Speaking of women ........Biden has just appointed a woman as the first ever 4 star admiral.

Perhaps she is a proper woman.... The sort I should be attracted to.

Have a proper look, doubt very much you'll be attracted 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Speaking of women ........Biden has just appointed a woman as the first ever 4 star admiral.

Perhaps she is a proper woman.... The sort I should be attracted to.

Have a proper look, doubt very much you'll be attracted 

Yet another transphobe.

I'm sure she is a delightful enchanting creature, who is 'all woman'

[STEMO]

Speaking of women ........Biden has just appointed a woman as the first ever 4 star admiral.

Perhaps she is a proper woman.... The sort I should be attracted to.

Have a proper look, doubt very much you'll be attracted 

Yet another transphobe.

I'm sure she is a delightful enchanting creature, who is 'all woman'

Love to debate it, but the one with a fanny has phoned and instructed me to get cooking.

[TheBoy]

Speaking of women ........Biden has just appointed a woman as the first ever 4 star admiral.

Perhaps she is a proper woman.... The sort I should be attracted to.

Have a proper look, doubt very much you'll be attracted 

Yet another transphobe.

I'm sure she is a delightful enchanting creature, who is 'all woman'

Love to debate it, but the one with a fanny has phoned and instructed me to get cooking.

Well, you are a kept man, so you should obey if you know what's good for you

[Doctor Gollum]

Speaking of women ........Biden has just appointed a woman as the first ever 4 star admiral.

Perhaps she is a proper woman.... The sort I should be attracted to.

Has General Milley gone all in?

[Raeturbo]

They didn't need to with those costumes

I expect as soon as they were off stage they were ripping the costumes off each other and were straight in the sauna! 

                 Dear dear Steven😂