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How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« on: 26 December 2021, 18:22:01 »
Make your way into Her Majesty's grounds uninvited on Christmas Day & by Boxing Day your sectioned under the mental health act ,simple serves the silly bugger right.
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #1 on: 26 December 2021, 23:13:03 »
And with a crossbow to boot :o
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #2 on: 27 December 2021, 10:14:40 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 26 December 2021, 23:13:03
And with a crossbow to boot :o
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Needs locking away for a very long time or better still get rid of the piece of shit.
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #3 on: 27 December 2021, 11:11:35 »
We will end up footing his lodgings and expenses for a long while now 
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #4 on: 27 December 2021, 12:39:43 »
Her Maj could just say "off with his head"
set an example  :)
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #5 on: 27 December 2021, 13:00:57 »
If Only.
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #6 on: 27 December 2021, 13:02:36 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 27 December 2021, 12:39:43
Her Maj could just say "off with his head"
set an example  :)

More likely to say 'Orrfff with his head' ;D
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #7 on: 27 December 2021, 13:03:38 »
Stihl 👍
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #8 on: 27 December 2021, 13:20:22 »
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #9 on: 27 December 2021, 13:35:34 »
C mon Dai it’s a chainsaw job and you know it :y but more messy than the old axe and less labour intensive  ;D
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #10 on: 27 December 2021, 16:05:50 »
The concrete saw looks an interesting option. See that the tabloids describing it as"The Queens crossbow horror".  ::)
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #11 on: 27 December 2021, 16:16:02 »
Both too quick
I say the grass trimmer  :P
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #12 on: 27 December 2021, 19:40:04 »
A mix would be nice chop him all up
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #13 on: 28 December 2021, 09:06:37 »
 Industrial tree chipper, that will do the job well
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Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
« Reply #14 on: 28 December 2021, 09:09:49 »
Has it been said what religion he is yet ?
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