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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Harry Markle

I do feel sorry for Harry. I think Meghan keeps his balls in her handbag.

[STEMO]

Oh, him, I'd forgotten about him. I suggest you do the same 

Forgotten about who?

Whatsisname.

The only large colored gentlemen who come to mind are Lenny Henry, Bill Cosby, and fat black arsehole James Corden.

Lenny Henry is black? 

[Doctor Gollum]

Pretty sure Bill Cosby is a convicted rapist, although I could be mistaken as I understand it is illegal to convict anyone who isn't white...

[Doctor Gollum]

Oh, him, I'd forgotten about him. I suggest you do the same 

Forgotten about who?

Whatsisname.

The only large colored gentlemen who come to mind are Lenny Henry, Bill Cosby, and fat black arsehole James Corden.

Lenny Henry is black? 

Who knew

[STEMO]

Oh, him, I'd forgotten about him. I suggest you do the same 

Forgotten about who?

Whatsisname.

The only large colored gentlemen who come to mind are Lenny Henry, Bill Cosby, and fat black arsehole James Corden.

Lenny Henry is black? 

Who knew

Dawn French, probably.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oh, him, I'd forgotten about him. I suggest you do the same 

Forgotten about who?

Whatsisname.

The only large colored gentlemen who come to mind are Lenny Henry, Bill Cosby, and fat black arsehole James Corden.

Lenny Henry is black? 

Yep...his face is as black as that of Justin Trudeau on a party night.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As for James Corden I just don't like the fat bastard.......nothing to do with him being black.

[STEMO]

As for James Corden I just don't like the fat bastard.

He knew that, and was sad about it, so he moved to America. Poor James 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As for James Corden I just don't like the fat bastard.

He knew that, and was sad about it, so he moved to America. Poor James 

Rwanda would have been better.

[Doctor Gollum]

I remember watching a French film * in which Daniel Auteil played a high flying business man who had an affair with the black cleaning lady.

She becomes pregnant with his child, and ashamed he wants nothing to do with either. Obviously he sees the error of his ways and they get married.

The film ends with them living happily ever after in her flat with a baby called...

Yup, you guessed it, Caramel

They say you can't make this shit up, but apparently you can.

*Romuald et Juliette as it happens.

[STEMO]

As for James Corden I just don't like the fat bastard.

He knew that, and was sad about it, so he moved to America. Poor James 

Rwanda would have been better.

Yes, less chance of being shot 

[STEMO]

I remember watching a French film * in which Daniel Auteil played a high flying business man who had an affair with the black cleaning lady.

She becomes pregnant with his child, and ashamed he wants nothing to do with either. Obviously he sees the error of his ways and they get married.

The film ends with them living happily ever after in her flat with a baby called...

Yup, you guessed it, Caramel

They say you can't make this shit up, but apparently you can.

*Romuald et Juliette as it happens.

Ahhhhh......sounds heart warming.

[Doctor Gollum]

I remember watching a French film * in which Daniel Auteil played a high flying business man who had an affair with the black cleaning lady.

She becomes pregnant with his child, and ashamed he wants nothing to do with either. Obviously he sees the error of his ways and they get married.

The film ends with them living happily ever after in her flat with a baby called...

Yup, you guessed it, Caramel

They say you can't make this shit up, but apparently you can.

*Romuald et Juliette as it happens.

Ahhhhh......sounds heart warming.

It made a nice change from that miserable bastid Moliere