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At the doctors today
« on: 28 June 2023, 18:36:03 »
 :o Rubber glove and lube involved  :o
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #1 on: 28 June 2023, 18:43:26 »
If that's how you get your kicks ;D


Seriously, hope its all OK.
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #2 on: 28 June 2023, 19:20:44 »
Ugh...  :(

Hope the outcome was good.  :)
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #3 on: 28 June 2023, 19:40:32 »
A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination.  :o ;D ;D
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #4 on: 28 June 2023, 19:43:19 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 28 June 2023, 19:40:32
A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination.  :o ;D ;D
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 28 June 2023, 19:40:32
A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination.  :o ;D ;D
Would have thought that was the last thing on his mind.  ;)  Hope all is ok.  :y
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #5 on: 28 June 2023, 20:30:11 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 28 June 2023, 19:40:32
A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination.  :o ;D ;D
Even more embarrassing if the stiffy was up your arse  ;D
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #6 on: 28 June 2023, 21:05:28 »
Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #7 on: 28 June 2023, 22:54:48 »
How does the UK system for getting the urine sample work?

Here we get given a cylinder ( plastic of course) . You put your sample in it and screw the lid on. Then you the punter, press a tube in the top and as the tube has a vaccum which in effect sucks a specimen in and then seals. The nurse then just sticks a label on the tube with your details on. Nurse takes your blood sample. Results of both are available in a week with two pages of detail highlighting anything out of limit.

Hope they get to the “bottom” of your problem

PS First thing Spanish doctor asks when you go in is “ Are you walking?”. Everyone is expected to walk every day! ( easier when it doesnt pee down every day)
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #8 on: 29 June 2023, 11:21:39 »
I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #9 on: 29 June 2023, 11:22:45 »
Quote from: redelitev6 on 28 June 2023, 21:05:28
Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

Hemo or ferritin?
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #10 on: 29 June 2023, 14:07:54 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 June 2023, 11:21:39
I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.
Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #11 on: 29 June 2023, 14:31:32 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 June 2023, 14:07:54
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 June 2023, 11:21:39
I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.
Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I had a Colo-rectal surgeon who was 6ft+, built like a brick shithouse and had hands like spades who examined me a few times!  :o

He'd give me a little pat on the bottom when he'd finished, cheerfully saying There you go, all done!   ;D
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #12 on: 29 June 2023, 14:32:19 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 June 2023, 14:07:54
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 June 2023, 11:21:39
I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.
Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

From what weve heard about yours, the Doc would take one look and run a mile.  ;D
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #13 on: 29 June 2023, 17:02:08 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 29 June 2023, 14:31:32
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 June 2023, 14:07:54
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 June 2023, 11:21:39
I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.
Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I had a Colo-rectal surgeon who was 6ft+, built like a brick shithouse and had hands like spades who examined me a few times!  :o

He'd give me a little pat on the bottom when he'd finished, cheerfully saying There you go, all done! [/i]  ;D


Did he offer a reacharound? ::)
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Re: At the doctors today
« Reply #14 on: 29 June 2023, 17:04:59 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 June 2023, 14:07:54
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 June 2023, 11:21:39
I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.
Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I believe women also carry out the procedure......any better? ;)
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