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[Doctor Gollum]

I think you’re right Donny’s going to stamp his foot soon👍

Is that before or after he's bought and repaired Gaza?

Well, if he buys it as derelict land at a fair price, even Bob the Builder would be able to turn a profit on that project.

[Raeturbo]

Time is nothing it merely rearranges our mammaries  err…. memories, dear Ronald👍

And mammaries. Time hasn't been kind to mine 

                 They’ve got ‘tits up’ have they Stevo 🍼🤣🤣

[ronnyd]

Time is nothing it merely rearranges our mammaries  err…. memories, dear Ronald👍

And mammaries. Time hasn't been kind to mine 

                 They’ve got ‘tits up’ have they Stevo 🍼🤣🤣

Advanced case of 'man boobs'?

[STEMO]

They're a bit like the rest of my body, muscular and strong. Unfortunately you can't see that because the covering is a little bit loose. 

[Raeturbo]

Yes I know what you mean  like having a massive pair of overalls on.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The handover of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius slowly grinds on, although there was a small victory in the House of Lords yesterday when it looked like a Conservative amendment to the bill requiring the government to consult the Chagossians looked likely to pass, so Labour withdrew the bill before the vote. 

Meanwhile Mauritius has been busy doing deals with it's friends China and India, and it looks like India will lease one of the islands for a radar station and China wants to lease another. You can see what China has done to little specks of rock in the South China Sea, and believe that they will quickly build a military base there.   

Excellent speech yesterday in the Lords by Lord Daniel Hannan. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iedMEV5QCyQ

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I watched this.

The Chagos surrender was nothing more than an expensive exercise in national self harm. We didn't need to go this route but so many of the 'powers that be' can't stop clutching their pearls in a guilty manner every time a piece of land is linked to the days of empire.

 

[Varche]

Hats off to the Chinese. They don’t actually need to ever fight a war to achieve world domination.