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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You could buy a brand new Dacia Spring for the same money as that Merc.

Much more sensible.

Personally, I'd go for an F-Pace with the 575BHP SC V8.....then drive it to Viezu for a little work and 700BHP.

That won't make it any easier to work on.

It'll be great to drive and sound like the end of the world though.

[Sir Tigger KC]

You could buy a brand new Dacia Spring for the same money as that Merc.

Much more sensible.

Personally, I'd go for an F-Pace with the 575BHP SC V8.....then drive it to Viezu for a little work and 700BHP.

That won't make it any easier to work on.

You think our Lord Opti works on his cars?   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You could buy a brand new Dacia Spring for the same money as that Merc.

Much more sensible.

Personally, I'd go for an F-Pace with the 575BHP SC V8.....then drive it to Viezu for a little work and 700BHP.

That won't make it any easier to work on.

You think our Lord Opti works on his cars?   

I was pretty hands on for years.

I still wash them by hand. I believe your elderly scouse uncle pays the illegals to wash his car. 

[STEMO]

You could buy a brand new Dacia Spring for the same money as that Merc.

Much more sensible.

Personally, I'd go for an F-Pace with the 575BHP SC V8.....then drive it to Viezu for a little work and 700BHP.

That won't make it any easier to work on.

You think our Lord Opti works on his cars?   

I was pretty hands on for years.

I still wash them by hand. I believe your elderly scouse uncle pays the illegals to wash his car. 

Car washed and dried on Friday, tyre shine, back to black and inside windscreen cleaned, £12. If you think I can be bothered at that price.....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You could buy a brand new Dacia Spring for the same money as that Merc.

Much more sensible.

Personally, I'd go for an F-Pace with the 575BHP SC V8.....then drive it to Viezu for a little work and 700BHP.

That won't make it any easier to work on.

You think our Lord Opti works on his cars?   

I was pretty hands on for years.

I still wash them by hand. I believe your elderly scouse uncle pays the illegals to wash his car. 

Car washed and dried on Friday, tyre shine, back to black and inside windscreen cleaned, £12. If you think I can be bothered at that price.....

Twelve f*ucking quid.

That would have been a weeks wage in Barnsleywakefield in 1975.

As for me.....a couple of squirts of cheap washing up liquid in a bucket of cold water, then apply with a sponge.

Rinse with hose. Job done.

Two bottles of 5% beer as a reward.

[STEMO]

You could buy a brand new Dacia Spring for the same money as that Merc.

Much more sensible.

Personally, I'd go for an F-Pace with the 575BHP SC V8.....then drive it to Viezu for a little work and 700BHP.

That won't make it any easier to work on.

You think our Lord Opti works on his cars?   

I was pretty hands on for years.

I still wash them by hand. I believe your elderly scouse uncle pays the illegals to wash his car. 

Car washed and dried on Friday, tyre shine, back to black and inside windscreen cleaned, £12. If you think I can be bothered at that price.....

Twelve f*ucking quid.

That would have been a weeks wage in Barnsleywakefield in 1975.

As for me.....a couple of squirts of cheap washing up liquid in a bucket of cold water, then apply with a sponge.

Rinse with hose. Job done.

Two bottles of 5% beer as a reward.

£12 is cheaper than £1000 fine.