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HolyCount

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For the Romantics
« on: 19 September 2008, 18:47:42 »
A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet  to get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fu*king blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Re: For the Romantics
« Reply #1 on: 19 September 2008, 18:54:55 »
lol ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 19 September 2008, 19:01:16 »
false alarm ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 19 September 2008, 19:03:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 19 September 2008, 19:09:50 »
 ;D quality
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« Reply #5 on: 19 September 2008, 19:12:52 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 19 September 2008, 20:18:54 »
Very good ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 19 September 2008, 20:59:50 »
he he  ;D ;D ;D ;D good one, actualy that sounds like my wife
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« Reply #8 on: 19 September 2008, 21:22:48 »
Nice one... ;D ;D ;D  :y
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« Reply #9 on: 19 September 2008, 22:26:49 »
Exellent. Made me laugh  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For the Romantics
« Reply #10 on: 19 September 2008, 22:44:00 »
Exellent mate ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #11 on: 19 September 2008, 22:49:27 »
Reckon that covers it!!!
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