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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #15 on: 22 September 2008, 14:35:25 »

Concentrate on collecting Angelina Jolie.  

I estimate this could take you about 26 years (you should never have posed that picture).  With luck, you may avoid matrimony until you get your pension, or even longer. :)
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #16 on: 22 September 2008, 14:43:14 »

Kate ..... just because of the way she looks in the pic  :y
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #17 on: 22 September 2008, 14:51:39 »

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Concentrate on collecting Angelina Jolie.  

I estimate this could take you about 26 years (you should never have posed that picture).  With luck, you may avoid matrimony until you get your pension, or even longer. :)


I do hope so.  :y :y
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #18 on: 22 September 2008, 15:13:01 »

Curvy Kate is the one to go for  :y :y
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #19 on: 22 September 2008, 17:51:42 »

Angelina Jolie is Awesome... :y
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #20 on: 22 September 2008, 17:55:43 »

None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

                           [size=24]FREEDOME[/size]
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #21 on: 22 September 2008, 17:59:12 »

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None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

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 [size=24] THAT's ME
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  ::) ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #22 on: 22 September 2008, 18:07:06 »

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None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

                           [size=24]FREEDOME[/size]  

 [size=24] THAT's ME
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  ::) ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y

[size=24]AND ME  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y[/size]


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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #23 on: 22 September 2008, 18:10:17 »

Or get a nice doggie.  Good company, excellent conversation, won't lose the TV remote, cheap on shoes.

Don't get a cat - they nag incessently.
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #24 on: 22 September 2008, 19:15:46 »

Try this
http://www.elenasmodels.com/services/tours.htm    ;D

heres an example  :D
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« Reply #25 on: 22 September 2008, 22:41:53 »

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None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

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 [size=24] THAT's ME
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  ::) ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y

[size=24]AND ME  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y[/size]



I think we all do that whether we want to or not ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #26 on: 22 September 2008, 22:45:01 »

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The answer is simple Skruntie. You become a Moron...........this means you can have as many wives as you like.

I have run this past the three ladies in question, and although they are obviously dissapointed that they cannot have you to themselves, they think this would be the next best thing.

So it goes like this...your with Cameron on Monday Wednesday and friday, Angelina on Tuesday Thursday and Saturday, and with Kate on Sunday only.

I know this is not perfect but its the best I can do for you. :-* :-* :-*

That's not very nice Dusty.......pmsl ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #27 on: 22 September 2008, 22:46:15 »

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The answer is simple Skruntie. You become a Moron...........this means you can have as many wives as you like.

I have run this past the three ladies in question, and although they are obviously dissapointed that they cannot have you to themselves, they think this would be the next best thing.

So it goes like this...your with Cameron on Monday Wednesday and friday, Angelina on Tuesday Thursday and Saturday, and with Kate on Sunday only.

I know this is not perfect but its the best I can do for you. :-* :-* :-*

That's not very nice Dusty.......pmsl ;D ;D ;D

It's ridiculous, there's no free time to spend on the OOF. :-/
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #28 on: 22 September 2008, 22:47:55 »

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None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

                           [size=24]FREEDOME[/size]
And if you want sex,just help yourself :D
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Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
« Reply #29 on: 22 September 2008, 22:49:37 »

They don't look like the would be very practical in the Kitchen ::) ::) ::)
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