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[Searcher]

Gordon Brown.

or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues was looking for a lady of the night.






He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'



She replied, £200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question.



Her reply was £100.

He then asked the redhead

Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bl**dy penny!'

 

[The Elite]

ROFL!!!!  

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Brilliant!  

[TheBoy]

The title is enough - Gordon Brown, Joke.

[hotel21]

Gordon Brown.

or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues was looking for a lady of the night.






He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'



She replied, £200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question.



Her reply was £100.

He then asked the redhead

Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bl**dy penny!'

 

Sums up the way lots of folks view the chap....

If you are going to rip the p!ss, please ensure that the whole of the UK is included, not just Englandshire....

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...

ta!  

[Proz]

If you are going to rip the p!ss, please ensure that the whole of the UK is included, not just Englandshire....

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...

ta!    ...... nicely said  

Was funny though  

[hotel21]

If you are going to rip the p!ss, please ensure that the whole of the UK is included, not just Englandshire....

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...

ta!    ...... nicely said  

Was funny though  

Agreed!  Just like to get the UK thing correct....  For better or worse, we are ALL in it together, not just those south of the border...  

[iainb]

Gordon is a moron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN45OjB-cCU
Jilted John
How true  

[Searcher]

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...



 Just like to get the UK thing correct....  For better or worse, we are ALL in it together, not just those south of the border...  

I have now edited my post.

[hotel21]

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...



 Just like to get the UK thing correct....  For better or worse, we are ALL in it together, not just those south of the border...  

I have now edited my post.

Thanks...  

Us Brits will get there eventually.....  

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...



 Just like to get the UK thing correct....  For better or worse, we are ALL in it together, not just those south of the border...  

I have now edited my post.

Thanks...  

Us Brits will get there eventually.....  

This is an interesting one as Gordon Brown represents a Government who have no Scottish elected MPs within their ranks, although the House overall has, so in fact do not truely represent the Scottish people, although GB is the PM of Great Britain.  

Since the Thatcher era this has been the case, and that is why Devolution became such an issue, with it probably continuing to do so now with the Scottish Parliament and Welsh / Irish Assemblies:( .

Long live though Great Britain in its entirety with full Westminster representation for Scotland, Ireland and Wales within the Government of the future.

[hotel21]

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...



 Just like to get the UK thing correct....  For better or worse, we are ALL in it together, not just those south of the border...  

I have now edited my post.

Thanks...  

Us Brits will get there eventually.....  

This is an interesting one as Gordon Brown represents a Government who have no Scottish elected MPs within their ranks, although the House overall has, so in fact do not truely represent the Scottish people, although GB is the PM of Great Britain.  

Since the Thatcher era this has been the case, and that is why Devolution became such an issue, with it probably continuing to do so now with the Scottish Parliament and Welsh / Irish Assemblies:( .

Long live though Great Britain in its entirety with full Westminster representation for Scotland, Ireland and Wales within the Government of the future.

Remember Norn Irn as well....  Many a drop of blood of assorted persuasion spilt to ensure where we are today....    

[chunk]

Long live though Great Britain in its entirety with full Westminster representation for Scotland, Ireland and Wales within the Government of the future.

Great Joke and well said Lizzie

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...



 Just like to get the UK thing correct....  For better or worse, we are ALL in it together, not just those south of the border...  

I have now edited my post.

Thanks...  

Us Brits will get there eventually.....  

This is an interesting one as Gordon Brown represents a Government who have no Scottish elected MPs within their ranks, although the House overall has, so in fact do not truely represent the Scottish people, although GB is the PM of Great Britain.  

Since the Thatcher era this has been the case, and that is why Devolution became such an issue, with it probably continuing to do so now with the Scottish Parliament and Welsh / Irish Assemblies:( .

Long live though Great Britain in its entirety with full Westminster representation for Scotland, Ireland and Wales within the Government of the future.

Remember Norn Irn as well....  Many a drop of blood of assorted persuasion spilt to ensure where we are today....    

Thanks  HT, you are right I slipped upon my typing !  I did mean of course Northern Ireland .  Wars are caused by such slip ups!!

[albitz]

Also, remember to include the whole of the UK when we do well, not just when the sh!t hits the fan...



 Just like to get the UK thing correct....  For better or worse, we are ALL in it together, not just those south of the border...  

I have now edited my post.

Thanks...  

Us Brits will get there eventually.....  

This is an interesting one as Gordon Brown represents a Government who have no Scottish elected MPs within their ranks, although the House overall has, so in fact do not truely represent the Scottish people, although GB is the PM of Great Britain.  

Since the Thatcher era this has been the case, and that is why Devolution became such an issue, with it probably continuing to do so now with the Scottish Parliament and Welsh / Irish Assemblies:( .

Long live though Great Britain in its entirety with full Westminster representation for Scotland, Ireland and Wales within the Government of the future.

Remember Norn Irn as well....  Many a drop of blood of assorted persuasion spilt to ensure where we are today....    

- a matter very close to my heart for personal reasons.