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[Mr Skrunts]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

[Mr Skrunts]

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

Can crop circles be square?

Can you daydream at night?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

[Mr Skrunts]

Loads more for annother if you want me to post them.

[Dusty]

Time to get out more Skruntie

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Time to get out more Skruntie

You are so right Dusty!!

Skruntie should also go back to thinking about far more useful things such as [size=24]Strawberries and Cream!![/size]

I hope that has woken him up from this current unfortunate trend!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Too much deep thinking here Skruntie
best to stick to your love of big breasted women........and of course your world famous ........SHEEP JOKES.   :

[Mr Skrunts]

Too much deep thinking here Skruntie
best to stick to your love of big breasted women........and of course your world famous ........SHEEP JOKES.   :

OOOo000oooooo    Yes please.

I ought to post a picture at this point.

But sod you, you can keep dreaming.  

[Gaffers]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? on the right thumb, if thats not there, any right hand digit and then moving to the left thumb, and so on.....

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

[Mr Skrunts]

[size=14]Tourist: Good afternoon.
Shephrd: Eh, 'tis that.
Tourist: You here on holiday?
Shephrd: Nope, I live 'ere.
Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
Shephrd: Yeh.
Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the trees?
Shephrd: A fair question and one that in recent weeks 'as been much on my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'.
Tourist: Nesting?
Shephrd: Aye.
Tourist: Like birds?
Shephrd: Exactly. It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior.
Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attmpts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

(Baaa baaa... flap flap flap ... whoosh ... thud.)

Tourist: Yes, but why do they think they're birds?
Shephrd: Another fair question. One thing is for sure, the sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'.

(Baaa baaa... flap flap flap ... whoosh ... thud.)

Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their 'eads, there's no shiftin' it.
Tourist: But where did they get the idea?
Shephrd: From Harold. He's that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. 'e's realized that a sheep's life consists of standin' around for a few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.
Tourist: Well why don't just remove Harold?
Shephrd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if 'e succeeds. [/size]

[Mr Skrunts]

Time to get out more Skruntie

You are so right Dusty!!

Skruntie should also go back to
thinking about far more useful things such as [size=24]
Strawberries and Cream!![/size]

I hope that has woken him up from this current unfortunate trend!

I totally agree Lizzie.

Have started looking into taking a break down in Cornwall and having some Clotted Cream Teas.

Have found some interesting places but am still looking.

Just cant find a singles club for the Fat and Over Forties.    

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Time to get out more Skruntie

You are so right Dusty!!

Skruntie should also go back to
thinking about far more useful things such as [size=24]
Strawberries and Cream!![/size]

I hope that has woken him up from this current unfortunate trend!

I totally agree Lizzie.

Have started looking into taking a break down in Cornwall and having some Clotted Cream Teas.

Have found some interesting places but am still looking.

Thank God for that Skruntie!!!

I was getting a bit worried about you as I know what it is like to go mentally "too deep"!

So keep on thinking about [size=24]Strawberries and (Cornish) Cream[/size]  [size=11]and don't slip further from that other than maybe[/size] [size=24]Cornish Pasties[/size] from that lovely bakers in Hayle!


I will phone you Later to check on progress!

[LaserLance]

Time to get out more Skruntie

You are so right Dusty!!

Skruntie should also go back to
thinking about far more useful things such as [size=24]
Strawberries and Cream!![/size]

I hope that has woken him up from this current unfortunate trend!

I totally agree Lizzie.

Have started looking into taking a break down in Cornwall and having some Clotted Cream Teas.

Have found some interesting places but am still looking.

Thank God for that Skruntie!!!

I was getting a bit worried about you as I know what it is like to go mentally "too deep"!

So keep on thinking about [size=24]Strawberries and (Cornish) Cream[/size]  [size=11]and don't slip further from that other than maybe[/size] [size=24]Cornish Pasties[/size] from that lovely bakers in Hayle!


I will phone you Later to check on progress!

The fish and chip in hayle isnt bad either  

[JonArgraig]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? on the right thumb, if thats not there, any right hand digit and then moving to the left thumb, and so on.....

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

Beat me to it...

[Mr Skrunts]

The fish and chip in hayle isnt bad either  

Annother good reason for a visit down there them.  

[Martin_1962]

A very nice place
http://www.roskillys.co.uk/cottages


Might be expensive but lovely area
http://www.holidaycornwall.co.uk/Pages/core.html

http://www.cornwall-online.co.uk/acc-sc-helfordestuary.htm

However I advise trying bed and breakfast