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kris9128

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proof that men have better friends than women
« on: 01 October 2008, 19:57:10 »
a woman didnt come home one night. next morning she told her husband that she had slept a a friends house.  the husband called her 10 best friends. none of them knew anything about it. 2 weeks later the husband stayed out all nite. he told the wife that he had stayed at a friends house. the wife called 10 of his best friends. 8 confirmed that had indeed stayed the night and 2 said he was still there asleep on the settee.
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Re: proof that men have better friends than women
« Reply #1 on: 01 October 2008, 19:59:49 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: proof that men have better friends than women
« Reply #2 on: 01 October 2008, 20:04:45 »
brilliant :y :y
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Re: proof that men have better friends than women
« Reply #3 on: 01 October 2008, 20:34:23 »
its funny cos its true..........  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: proof that men have better friends than women
« Reply #4 on: 01 October 2008, 20:39:33 »
It's true  ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*
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Re: proof that men have better friends than women
« Reply #5 on: 01 October 2008, 21:06:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: proof that men have better friends than women
« Reply #6 on: 01 October 2008, 21:20:51 »
Many years back a mate staggered in one night & slid quietly into bed. Next morning his Mrs. saw a lovebite on his neck & hit the roof. He knew he'd been a naughty poodle the night before but forgot the bonking badge so said "Guy did it in the pub for a bet"!!!
   Took him a while to dig/grovel his way out of that one! ::)
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Re: proof that men have better friends than women
« Reply #7 on: 01 October 2008, 21:48:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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Re: proof that men have better friends than women
« Reply #8 on: 01 October 2008, 22:01:27 »
..more like a gay guy tried to maul him on his way home drunk :P thats kinda sh*t excuse i'd go for lol!
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