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pete.h

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worst ever trouble with the other half
« on: 11 October 2008, 20:44:57 »

What's the worst ever touble you've been in with your other half?

I was playing in a tennis match on the evening when my two daughters were in their school play. (He's in trouble already you're thinking)

I was just about to receive serve when the wife turns up and shouts me (disapproving looks from the other players).

"I'm leaving James(aged 3) with you cos he's not too well and he might cry all through the play" she says   , "bring him along to the play later, if you finish in time "  

The last bit was said in a very sarcastic tone of voice.

Now to cut a long story short , I turned up at the play before it finished , which was good, but the not so good bit was when the wife said , "Where's James?"

Luckily he was still where she'd left him , happily watching tennis and being looked after by two old ladies.

When she was talking to me again , which was a while afterwards , she said that if she'd had a knife handy at the time , she would have used it.

I still don't mention tennis matches too often and it was 18 years ago !
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #1 on: 11 October 2008, 21:04:20 »

 :o :o :o :o.........I bet she still brings it up in conversation occasionally (once a week maybe) ;D ;D
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #2 on: 11 October 2008, 21:04:28 »

Bloody hell, and I thought i had it bad with mine........

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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #3 on: 11 October 2008, 21:07:05 »

She brought it up about once an hour for the first year but she's mellowed a bit since then !!
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #4 on: 11 October 2008, 21:07:53 »

Men!!  What did you expect?? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)  Leaving poor young James all by himself!! :o :o :o :o

...........and like me your wife will have a long memory so be warned :( :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #5 on: 11 October 2008, 21:11:27 »

But you know men can't multi-task .


If yer playing sport yer playing sport , can't look after kids aswell!!
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #6 on: 11 October 2008, 21:13:56 »

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But you know men can't multi-task .


If yer playing sport yer playing sport , can't look after kids aswell!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Get ready to duck............ :-X
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« Reply #7 on: 11 October 2008, 21:14:08 »

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But you know men can't multi-task .


If yer playing sport yer playing sport , can't look after kids aswell!!

Yes I know that only too well Pete ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

What an excuse that always makes! :D :D :D :D ;)

Although it never stops men raising a pint, talking to other men and eyeing up a bit of skirt!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)

Woman have you all sussed you know!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #8 on: 11 October 2008, 21:17:40 »

Lost count of times been in trouble after 43 yrs its like having a cup of tea these days :y
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« Reply #9 on: 11 October 2008, 21:54:31 »

I could say so much......i really want to say what i think on wives/girlfriends thinking they rule the roost........................but i undertook to stop ranting >:( >:( >:( ::) ::)
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #10 on: 11 October 2008, 21:56:23 »

They never forget....
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #11 on: 11 October 2008, 21:59:17 »

In 1981 I was wallpapering and watching the professionals at the same time.I cut not 1 but 3 strips of wallpaper in a row about 3" short.
It still gets mentioned at least 4 times a year every year.  :( :D ;D ;D
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #12 on: 11 October 2008, 22:03:08 »

every time i tell her i am working away......i get the cold shoulder for about 2 weeks.....

will tell her next saturday i am in Poole every week for the next 6 months, she will be well pissed with me  ;D
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #13 on: 11 October 2008, 22:53:11 »

I never get into trouble. ::) ::) ;D ;D :y


Coz I never got Married. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :-X :y
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Re: worst ever trouble with the other half
« Reply #14 on: 12 October 2008, 01:56:02 »

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....  Leaving poor young James all by himself!! :o :o :o :o.......

I know a woman who went to the local shops and left him there in his Silver Cross pram (it was THAT long ago) while she walked back home on her own!!  :-? After 10 or 15 mins she realised what she'd done & ran back around the corner to retreive him.

'She' was my Mum!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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