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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
« Reply #60 on: 12 October 2008, 18:20:53 »
No. 1 - the girl was Russian.
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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
« Reply #61 on: 12 October 2008, 18:21:32 »
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No. 1 - the girl was Russian.

Well thats the 4 guesses :)
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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
« Reply #62 on: 12 October 2008, 18:24:25 »
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No. 1 - the girl was Russian.

Well thats the 4 guesses :)

and........
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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie & a NSFW tale
« Reply #63 on: 12 October 2008, 18:40:20 »
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"

I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to

As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church

So that leaves finding nemo...

(Be warned sexual story below)

~~~~~~~~~~ Wavey lines as we go back in time ~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says

"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"

So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.

Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...

Hard core Germen porn  :o

She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the eye, her hand in mine and says

"You know what I want to do now???"

So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)

"What do you want to do..."

"Watch another movie"
She says,

So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...

it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...

I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...

Next day she say's to me

"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"


So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me


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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
« Reply #64 on: 12 October 2008, 18:49:51 »
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1.  I have driven a car at over 190 mph

2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up

3.  I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
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1.  I have driven a car at over 190 mph

2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up

3.  I am buying a Lotus Carlton.

Number 3


Well done guys......... but it could still happen. ::) :y
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« Reply #65 on: 12 October 2008, 18:51:53 »
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1) i have had to be resuscitated 3 times
2) I was told at the age of 21 i could not have kids
3) i have been caught in excess of 100 mph and not been prosecuted

number 3

Nope  ;D
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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie & a NSFW tale
« Reply #66 on: 12 October 2008, 18:53:41 »
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1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to

As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church

So that leaves finding nemo...

(Be warned sexual story below)

~~~~~~~~~~ Wavey lines as we go back in time ~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says

"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"

So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.

Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...

Hard core Germen porn  :o

She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the, her hand in mine and says

"You know what I want to do now???"

So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)

"What do you want to do..."

"Watch another movie"
She says,

So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...

it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...

I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...

Next day she say's to me

"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"


So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me


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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie & a NSFW tale
« Reply #67 on: 12 October 2008, 18:56:06 »
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1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"

I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to

As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church

So that leaves finding nemo...

(Be warned sexual story below)

~~~~~~~~~~ Wavey lines as we go back in time ~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says

"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"

So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.

Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...

Hard core Germen porn  :o

She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the eye, her hand in mine and says

"You know what I want to do now???"

So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)

"What do you want to do..."

"Watch another movie"
She says,

So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...

it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...

I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...

Next day she say's to me

"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"


So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me




pmsl @ the thought of Jon getting a stiffy watching Snow White and the Seven dwarfs!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie & a NSFW tale
« Reply #68 on: 12 October 2008, 19:11:57 »
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pmsl @ the thought of Jon getting a stiffy watching Snow White and the Seven dwarfs!  ;D ;D ;D


I think there are laws against that !
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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
« Reply #69 on: 12 October 2008, 19:16:42 »
1) I am mentioned on an LP insert

2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo

3) I have written off one Omega
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« Reply #70 on: 12 October 2008, 19:19:19 »
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1) I am mentioned on an LP insert

2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo

3) I have written off one Omega


I know number 2 are real, number 1 is crazy enough to be true and 3 I have no idea...

I'll go with 2, think its a red herrin
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« Reply #71 on: 12 October 2008, 19:25:19 »
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1) I am mentioned on an LP insert

2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo

3) I have written off one Omega


I know number 2 are real, number 1 is crazy enough to be true and 3 I have no idea...

I'll go with 2, think its a red herrin

Try again!

http://www.martinimber.co.uk/beta.htm
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Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
« Reply #72 on: 12 October 2008, 19:28:57 »
number 3
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« Reply #73 on: 12 October 2008, 19:32:42 »
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number 3


3 of them actually - my first 2.0 GLS due to lack of sleep, MV6 due to oil on the road and my current is Cat C due to the bump!
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