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Re: Halfords did me proud again....
« Reply #15 on: 17 October 2008, 22:33:15 »
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Bet they wouldn't do that for me  >:(


Spot on. Women get away with a lot because of their cuddly bits..An ugly bas###d like myself would have no chance of getting any money back.

It is also easier for women to pass their driving test.....a few tears and they get a pass.......however bad they are.
Mrs Optimist is a very goog at the old "oh I'am only a poor weak woman routine." :'( :'( :'(
Having said that ...The world would be a poorer place without the ladies. :y :y :y


Fight! Fight!


We also flash cleavage and get off with speeding fines too! ;)

Proof required .......  :)


Best dress up as a policeman and pull me then! ;)

I think your other half might object ...   I know mine would ..   :D :D :D :D :D


Best use your imagination then! I'm sure you can imagine what 36E cleavage looks like! ;D ;D ;D

Oh my goodness Ljay, you will have Skruntie getting all hot and excited in a minute! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
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Re: Halfords did me proud again....
« Reply #16 on: 17 October 2008, 22:35:59 »
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Bet they wouldn't do that for me  >:(


Spot on. Women get away with a lot because of their cuddly bits..An ugly bas###d like myself would have no chance of getting any money back.

It is also easier for women to pass their driving test.....a few tears and they get a pass.......however bad they are.
Mrs Optimist is a very goog at the old "oh I'am only a poor weak woman routine." :'( :'( :'(
Having said that ...The world would be a poorer place without the ladies. :y :y :y


Fight! Fight!


We also flash cleavage and get off with speeding fines too! ;)

Proof required .......  :)


Best dress up as a policeman and pull me then! ;)

I think your other half might object ...   I know mine would ..   :D :D :D :D :D


Best use your imagination then! I'm sure you can imagine what 36E cleavage looks like! ;D ;D ;D

Might be best to delete this bit before Skruntie reads it. He may not be held responsible for his actions. :D :D :D ;D
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Re: Halfords did me proud again....
« Reply #17 on: 17 October 2008, 22:36:16 »
just going for a cold shower myself, and i bet tunnie wishes he hadn't wasted all those tissues in his car :P
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« Reply #18 on: 17 October 2008, 22:38:54 »
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just going for a cold shower myself, and i bet tunnie wishes he hadn't wasted all those tissues in his car :P


EEUUgghh!
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« Reply #19 on: 17 October 2008, 22:39:28 »
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Bet they wouldn't do that for me  >:(


Spot on. Women get away with a lot because of their cuddly bits..An ugly bas###d like myself would have no chance of getting any money back.

It is also easier for women to pass their driving test.....a few tears and they get a pass.......however bad they are.
Mrs Optimist is a very goog at the old "oh I'am only a poor weak woman routine." :'( :'( :'(
Having said that ...The world would be a poorer place without the ladies. :y :y :y


Fight! Fight!


We also flash cleavage and get off with speeding fines too! ;)

Proof required .......  :)


Best dress up as a policeman and pull me then! ;)

I think your other half might object ...   I know mine would ..   :D :D :D :D :D


Best use your imagination then! I'm sure you can imagine what 36E cleavage looks like! ;D ;D ;D
Nope, sorry. Remember, a picture is worth 1000 words....


here ya go

Ljays cleavage
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Re: Halfords did me proud again....
« Reply #20 on: 17 October 2008, 22:40:17 »
Now can you understand why i have got away with being stopped for speeding TWICE!

MEN! So easily manipulated!
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Re: Halfords did me proud again....
« Reply #21 on: 17 October 2008, 22:43:13 »
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here ya go

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Ahh! Memories of being a teenager, looking through Mum's Freemans catalogue.....
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« Reply #22 on: 17 October 2008, 22:44:01 »
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Ahh! Memories of being a teenager, looking through Mum's Freemans catalogue.....

Think we all did that  ::)
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« Reply #23 on: 17 October 2008, 22:45:23 »
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Ahh! Memories of being a teenager, looking through Mum's Freemans catalogue.....

Think we all did that  ::)


and "Health & Effiency" in the barbers ....... if the old men would let you ......
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« Reply #24 on: 17 October 2008, 22:46:57 »
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here ya go

Ljays cleavage
Ahh! Memories of being a teenager, looking through Mum's Freemans catalogue.....

Think we all did that  ::)


and "Health & Effiency" in the barbers ....... if the old men would let you ......

Showing your age their Nige!
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« Reply #25 on: 17 October 2008, 22:48:14 »
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here ya go

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Ahh! Memories of being a teenager, looking through Mum's Freemans catalogue.....

Think we all did that  ::)


Reckon you all still do!
Don't seem to get out much!


OK whats the appeal of 2 big lumps of fat??????????? ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 17 October 2008, 22:49:47 »
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OK whats the appeal of 2 big lumps of fat??????????? ;D
You could answer that if you tried being a lesbian...
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« Reply #27 on: 17 October 2008, 22:50:40 »
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OK whats the appeal of 2 big lumps of fat??????????? ;D
You could answer that if you tried being a lesbian...


Mmmmm Tempting! ;)
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« Reply #28 on: 17 October 2008, 22:51:12 »
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OK whats the appeal of 2 big lumps of fat??????????? ;D
You could answer that if you tried being a lesbian...

I've been trying long and hard to get some photo's of that!

(as you know Jaime)
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OK whats the appeal of 2 big lumps of fat??????????? ;D
You could answer that if you tried being a lesbian...


Mmmmm Tempting! ;)

Miss! Miss! Please Miss! Can I watch Miss!
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