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jonny2112

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Bath tub test
« on: 20 December 2006, 10:30:56 »
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
 
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
 
"Well" said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
 
"Oh, I understand" said the visitor. " A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup".
 
"No" said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?
 


Not very festive I know, but it did make me chuckle  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #1 on: 20 December 2006, 10:37:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D Excellent  :y
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #2 on: 20 December 2006, 10:41:50 »
Very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #3 on: 20 December 2006, 10:57:46 »
OMG. I actually would have used the bucket ;D ;D
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #4 on: 20 December 2006, 11:02:40 »
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OMG. I actually would have used the bucket ;D ;D

 :o :o :o Off to the asylum with you!!  ;D
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #5 on: 20 December 2006, 18:18:09 »
very good, i wont tell you how long it took me to empty that bloody bath !!!
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #6 on: 20 December 2006, 23:29:38 »
Nice one Jonny  [smiley=bath.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif]
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #7 on: 20 December 2006, 23:37:54 »
 :y :y :y

Hope it’s not copyrighted, I just emailed it to a few friends of mine, one of them actually runs a psychiatric ward in the US... :D
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #8 on: 20 December 2006, 23:42:56 »
Brilliant :y
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #9 on: 21 December 2006, 19:02:14 »
Along a similar line

A patient is taken into a room and the doctor asks him to climb a beam of light in the middle of the room

The patient says "I am not doing that, do you think I am mad?"

The doctor thinking his patient had made progress asked "Why not"

The patient replied "Cos when I am half way up it, you will turn it off"
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Re: Bath tub test
« Reply #10 on: 22 December 2006, 10:09:47 »
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Along a similar line

A patient is taken into a room and the doctor asks him to climb a beam of light in the middle of the room

The patient says "I am not doing that, do you think I am mad?"

The doctor thinking his patient had made progress asked "Why not"

The patient replied "Cos when I am half way up it, you will turn it off"

Hehe  ;D ;D very good!
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