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Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« on: 28 October 2008, 21:34:35 »
Apparently fart gas can lower your blood pressure. ;D
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #1 on: 28 October 2008, 21:37:41 »
I should have a low blood pressure then  :D
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #2 on: 28 October 2008, 21:43:36 »
Well that is me healthy then ;D
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #3 on: 28 October 2008, 21:46:49 »
thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #4 on: 28 October 2008, 21:48:15 »
The wife and I were laughing our heads off last night. I was sat on the settee with my legs up and the cat had curled up behing my legs with his head by my arise. I let out a large, loud, smelly fart and the cat lifted his head and looked at me as if to say, you barsteward ::)
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #5 on: 28 October 2008, 21:48:52 »
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thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #6 on: 28 October 2008, 21:49:35 »
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thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D
Ok strange :D
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« Reply #7 on: 28 October 2008, 21:53:35 »
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thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D
;D :y
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« Reply #8 on: 29 October 2008, 08:42:39 »
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The wife and I were laughing our heads off last night. I was sat on the settee with my legs up and the cat had curled up behing my legs with his head by my arise. I let out a large, loud, smelly fart and the cat lifted his head and looked at me as if to say, you barsteward ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #9 on: 29 October 2008, 10:40:36 »
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thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D

And they say romance is dead. ;D :D :y
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #10 on: 29 October 2008, 12:33:02 »
maybe i should have referred to it as a "love puff", it sounds so much more refined  ;) or perhaps a "botty burp" or "the mating call of the winking starfish",,,,you decide :y
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« Reply #11 on: 29 October 2008, 12:34:32 »
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maybe i should have referred to it as a "love puff", it sounds so much more refined  ;) or perhaps a "botty burp" or "the mating call of the winking starfish",,,,you decide :y
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Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
« Reply #12 on: 29 October 2008, 15:03:29 »
my blood pressure must go down to zero after a good roast with lots of sprouts on it, my fav vegetable, ive been bottom burping bad all week, but it sounds great   ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 29 October 2008, 15:36:43 »
I love it when you all come down to my level  :y  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 29 October 2008, 15:47:27 »
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maybe i should have referred to it as a "love puff", it sounds so much more refined  ;) or perhaps a "botty burp" or "the mating call of the winking starfish",,,,you decide :y
;D ;D


that sounds so romantic  ;D ;D
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