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Darth Loo-knee

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My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« on: 05 November 2008, 21:20:56 »
Darth Vader was having a lightsaber battle with Luke Skywalker, Darth says in my best Vader voice, "Luke, I know what your having for Christmas!"
"Don't be stupid!" Luke answers puzzled but carries on fighting.....

"Luke, I know what your having for Christmas!" Vader tries again.....

This time Luke while fighting shouts, "How!"

Vader answers " Because I have felt your presents"....

 ;D :D ;D
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #1 on: 05 November 2008, 21:25:03 »
Coat.......door.........
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #2 on: 05 November 2008, 21:26:20 »
Well i thought it was dead funny  ;D
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #3 on: 05 November 2008, 21:26:55 »
Bless her.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #4 on: 05 November 2008, 21:29:09 »
Went over my 8 year old daughters head ::), she is not into Star Trek, but it was funny ;D Mind, she should be in bed. :y
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #5 on: 05 November 2008, 21:47:19 »
Star trek, errm dont you mean wars mike. dead funny.  :y ;D
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #6 on: 05 November 2008, 22:16:58 »
Bless your little girl Daz but i reckon this was your joke really! ::)
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #7 on: 05 November 2008, 23:04:52 »
Made me smile :) :y
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #8 on: 05 November 2008, 23:25:22 »
It made me chuckle ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #9 on: 05 November 2008, 23:41:28 »
i chuckled, and to be honest Daz it was better than some of your jokes
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #10 on: 05 November 2008, 23:56:17 »
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i chuckled, and to be honest Daz it was better than some of your jokes
 ;D ;D ;D

I thought that too, just did not want to embarrass him ;) ;) ;)
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #11 on: 06 November 2008, 00:20:14 »
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i chuckled, and to be honest Daz it was better than some of your jokes
 ;D ;D ;D

I thought that too, just did not want to embarrass him ;) ;) ;)

LK hasn't got a blush in him  :y :y
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #12 on: 06 November 2008, 00:21:05 »
I'll use that.  ;D
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #13 on: 06 November 2008, 07:44:11 »
eeeeeeeee

must be 20 years since I heard that one  ;D
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Re: My 9 year old Daughters Joke.....
« Reply #14 on: 06 November 2008, 07:52:04 »
put a smile on my face.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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