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joke time 2..
« on: 06 November 2008, 00:21:56 »

Two dyslexics walk into a bank and shout

 "Air in the hands you motherstickers this is a f**kup"   ;D
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Re: joke time 2..
« Reply #1 on: 06 November 2008, 00:31:31 »

Mis on you pister you arn't so mucking fuch, you and your whole fam damily can go and buck a fuffalow...................... :y
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Re: joke time 2..
« Reply #2 on: 06 November 2008, 00:33:15 »

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how many have you had lmao :y :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 06 November 2008, 00:36:26 »

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Mis on you pister you arn't so mucking fuch, you and your whole fam damily can go and buck a fuffalow...................... :y
how many have you had lmao :y :y :y

I was impressed that I could remember it, learned it, from a Canadian family, in the early 90’s  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke time 2..
« Reply #4 on: 06 November 2008, 07:39:59 »

Did you hear about the two dyslexics pimps who bought a warehouse?
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Re: joke time 2..
« Reply #5 on: 06 November 2008, 07:50:52 »

or the one about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to santa      ;D ;D
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Re: joke time 2..
« Reply #6 on: 06 November 2008, 10:00:11 »

or the dyslexic sas guys, ran into a zoo & shot all the gorillas & released all the ostriches :D
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Re: joke time 2..
« Reply #7 on: 06 November 2008, 10:06:49 »

as a member of DNA* i find the above comments highly offensive


*National Association of Dyslexics ;D ;D
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Re: joke time 2..
« Reply #8 on: 06 November 2008, 10:59:57 »

Lysdexia lures KO :y
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