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holtender

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How many Forum Members.............
« on: 12 November 2008, 19:20:41 »

does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulb

1 newbie to ask how to get one of those little pictures under your name

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy  

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what "FAQ" means

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 9 months from now and start it all over again
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #1 on: 12 November 2008, 19:25:59 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DVery good, but you have missecd out one crucial factor:  

us women members would comment on the wrong 'colour' tone (daylight-natural-white light- yellow light - etc etc) of the light bulb replacement in the first place!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
« Last Edit: 12 November 2008, 19:26:27 by Lizzie_Zoom »
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #2 on: 12 November 2008, 19:26:40 »

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does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed (Marks DTM)

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulb

1 newbie to ask how to get one of those little pictures under your name

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy  

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what "FAQ" means

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 9 months from now and start it all over again


Some one elses turn next.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #3 on: 12 November 2008, 19:28:38 »

...and 1 to post a how-to that starts with a health and safety warning about the many ways you can die changing a lightbulb.

LMAO - good post holtender  :y
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #4 on: 12 November 2008, 19:36:03 »

yeah that was great.  :y :y
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HolyCount

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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #5 on: 12 November 2008, 19:37:55 »

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does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulb

1 newbie to ask how to get one of those little pictures under your name

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy  

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what "FAQ" means

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 9 months from now and start it all over again


That'd be me then !!!!!  :-[

Good post -- too accurate tho  ::)
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #6 on: 12 November 2008, 19:39:29 »

yep..good post..reflecting all kinds of different human behaviour ;D :y :y
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albitz

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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #7 on: 12 November 2008, 19:40:22 »

Then comes the big debate on wether to use energy saving bulbs or wether that is just scaremongering by tree huggers. :y
« Last Edit: 12 November 2008, 20:12:35 by albitz »
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #8 on: 12 November 2008, 19:42:39 »

is this post really in the correct section  :-/





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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #9 on: 12 November 2008, 19:45:28 »

Please go to the top of the class Markie!
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #10 on: 12 November 2008, 19:48:37 »

BTW -- what the hell's a light bulb ??? All use gay leds these days  ::) :o :D
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #11 on: 12 November 2008, 20:13:40 »

Someone could suggest a blue bulb and start an admin rant. :D ;D ;D
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #12 on: 12 November 2008, 20:27:49 »

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is this post really in the correct section  :-/





 ;D

no it should be in electrical, its a bulb after all

also if it's a HID bulb wether it should be fitted in a H4 lamp and the legalities of it;D
« Last Edit: 12 November 2008, 20:31:55 by jay_w »
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #13 on: 12 November 2008, 23:26:44 »

rather' brilliant      ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How many Forum Members.............
« Reply #14 on: 12 November 2008, 23:43:49 »

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does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulb

1 newbie to ask how to get one of those little pictures under your name

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy  

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what "FAQ" means

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 9 months from now and start it all over again


You forgot:

1 to suggest alternative "adult" uses for a light bulb (with pics)

Now who could I mean?  :-/ ;) ;D ;D

Very good post, though  :y  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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