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« on: 14 November 2008, 17:29:17 »
Two blokes were playing golf, one says to the other, 'Won't be able to play for two weeks, I'm going on holiday'

'Ok' says the other, 'Will you bring me 200 fags back'

'No probs' says the first.

Two weeks later they were playing golf again.

'Did you get me the fags?' asks the other.

'Yep, here they are' says the first.

'How much do I owe you?' asks the other.

'£115 quid' says the first.

'£115 quid? Where did you go on holiday?'











































'Margate' says the first.
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Re: Golf
« Reply #1 on: 14 November 2008, 17:47:26 »
TAXI ;D

Ive just notice your avatar AA, is that The Boy with a Rover and a caravan on the back ::)
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Re: Golf
« Reply #2 on: 14 November 2008, 17:48:03 »
Coat ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 14 November 2008, 17:48:43 »
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TAXI ;D

Ive just notice your avatar AA, is that The Boy with a Rover and a caravan on the back ::)

I couldn't possibly comment ::)
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Re: Golf
« Reply #4 on: 14 November 2008, 17:55:50 »
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TAXI ;D

Ive just notice your avatar AA, is that The Boy with a Rover and a caravan on the back ::)
We have been discussing is fake avatar in another section on the forum, and he is laying low until the dust settles ;D
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