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« on: 15 November 2008, 19:58:47 »
I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".
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Re: ASDA
« Reply #1 on: 15 November 2008, 20:00:21 »
LOL That's a good one.  :y
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Re: ASDA
« Reply #2 on: 15 November 2008, 20:01:46 »
wicked sod  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ASDA
« Reply #3 on: 15 November 2008, 20:06:06 »
Yes, and I can well believe you would. ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 15 November 2008, 20:06:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 15 November 2008, 20:08:42 »
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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".


Alway knew you never had a heart ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 15 November 2008, 20:30:34 »
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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

What a cruel man to be so nasty to a little old lady. ;D ;D :-*
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« Reply #7 on: 15 November 2008, 21:17:30 »
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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

What a cruel man to be so nasty to a little old lady. ;D ;D :-*

Don't believe him ::)...he is really a nice bloke seemingly ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 15 November 2008, 21:19:40 »
Got a laugh out of us.......!!!!

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Re: ASDA
« Reply #9 on: 15 November 2008, 21:58:38 »
Sounds about right :)
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« Reply #10 on: 15 November 2008, 22:42:11 »
Always a prime example of compassion & decorum. You're an inspiration to us all....ya frickin' gobsh*te!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)
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Re: ASDA
« Reply #11 on: 16 November 2008, 01:16:12 »
Nice one  :y :y
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« Reply #12 on: 16 November 2008, 01:49:39 »
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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".


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« Reply #13 on: 16 November 2008, 07:46:26 »
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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

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« Reply #14 on: 16 November 2008, 11:51:52 »
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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

love it, definately gonna use that!!
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