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[Markie]

Its gonna be bad, particularly up North. Snow Snow Snow !

We have just issues a weather warning to all our staff - this is only ever done in exceptional circumstances. The third time in 7 years!

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/st/st_forecast_warnings.html

Take care with the right foot and rear wheel drive Omegas

ps its already white here with snow.. :-/

[cem_devecioglu]

erm..

my preference is THIS  



may be I exegerate a bit

can also clean cars and trucks from the road

[HolyCount]

Imagine parking that at the supermarket !!

Seriously tho folks -- take care up in those snowy and icy regions  

[cem_devecioglu]

Imagine parking that at the supermarket !!

Seriously tho folks -- take care up in those snowy and icy regions  

will be charismatic  8-)

[Mr Skrunts]

erm..

my preference is THIS  



may be I exegerate a bit

can also clean cars and trucks from the road

Can I borrow that to move all my neighbers cars   , they park like prats, just pull up and get out, but yet near my car one prat reverses up to within inches of the bumper on mine.

[Richie London]

i see a woman today try to park a vw polo in a spot long enough to get 2 cars in, she was trying to park  when i had parked up, went in shop and out again she was still there trying to park, nearly back to front. probvably 12 mins. in all my life i have never seen anything like it. not even on youtube, traffic was backing up the rd and she just didnt give a toss  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Well got the sledges all ready for a fun day

[cem_devecioglu]

erm..

my preference is THIS  



may be I exegerate a bit

can also clean cars and trucks from the road

Can I borrow that to move all my neighbers cars   , they park like prats, just pull up and get out, but yet near my car one prat reverses up to within inches of the bumper on mine.

of course

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

i see a woman today try to park a vw polo in a spot long enough to get 2 cars in, she was trying to park  when i had parked up, went in shop and out again she was still there trying to park, nearly back to front. probvably 12 mins. in all my life i have never seen anything like it. not even on youtube, traffic was backing up the rd and she just didnt give a toss  

Women can't park .......it is just something that they are unable to do.....poor lambs.

[tyreburner]

Finally i may get to learn how to powerslide my coach  

[Markie]

....I`m now sending staff home early in outlying areas as the weather warnings have been upgraded to extreme and now to "flash" warnings...

Which means the met office are really really sure were about to get a pounding  

[Dave-C]

Imagine parking that at the supermarket !!

Seriously tho folks -- take care up in those snowy and icy regions  

Easy really, if you think about it

[Danny]

we got our weather warning for today and tomorrow, and i'm so pleased i'm off tomorrow!!

[Richie London]

i see a woman today try to park a vw polo in a spot long enough to get 2 cars in, she was trying to park  when i had parked up, went in shop and out again she was still there trying to park, nearly back to front. probvably 12 mins. in all my life i have never seen anything like it. not even on youtube, traffic was backing up the rd and she just didnt give a toss  

they cant wash woolens without shrinking them either  


Women can't park .......it is just something that they are unable to do.....poor lambs.

[Gaffers]

I got up at 5am (germany time) thinking 'woohoo I have to drive to a course which is really far away in the Cat on empty motorways where I can really stretch her legs......'

....I woke up to 2" of snow!