Little Johnny (who else!!) blows up his balloon and starts
flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
something.
The boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mum screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something".
He stops and eventually Mum leaves for a short trip to the
supermarket.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where
he leaves it.
Mum comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the
urge... a diarrhoea run.
She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't
believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
toilet!
She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but
he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the toilet and he gets
down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see
what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and shit is everywhere.... on him, the sink, the walls, everywhere!
"Doctor, Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30
years, and this is the first time I've ever actually
seen a fart!"
You're laughing aren't you?
I know you are!
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