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Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« on: 19 December 2008, 11:45:37 »
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad,
how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised, answers,
'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm.   In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.   After fifty, they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'
 
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom, how many   types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,  'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.   In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.   After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree??'
 
'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #1 on: 19 December 2008, 11:48:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Superb, not heard that one before!
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #2 on: 19 December 2008, 11:53:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #3 on: 19 December 2008, 13:07:11 »
Nice ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #4 on: 19 December 2008, 14:04:13 »
v.good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #5 on: 19 December 2008, 16:06:30 »
not far off the truth though  ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #6 on: 19 December 2008, 17:46:53 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #7 on: 19 December 2008, 17:49:51 »
hahahahaha   brill....bought tears to my eyes [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #8 on: 19 December 2008, 19:14:11 »
................. and only up once a year ???????? :-X
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #9 on: 19 December 2008, 22:14:46 »
 ;D ;D [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #10 on: 19 December 2008, 22:32:18 »
Sounds familier :-X .... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #11 on: 19 December 2008, 23:18:58 »
Very good indeed.  ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #12 on: 20 December 2008, 00:11:48 »
if u havnt heard that before u lot need 2 get out more
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #13 on: 20 December 2008, 00:27:56 »
Quote
if u havnt heard that before u lot need 2 get out more

oofers don't get out much....... :-X
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Re: Joke - The Onion and the Christmas Tree
« Reply #14 on: 20 December 2008, 00:55:16 »
well its christmas treat yourselfs
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