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[Martin_1962]

And things are joining very fast.

Calor - Rude, unhelpfull, not cheap and the last two visits they were so up their bum and I couldn't fill up.

Flogas - shut down their Worcester filling station.

Homebase - happy to sell things but not stock the consumables

Humax - the whole point of the HDR is to record TV not sit there doing eff all.

Grafx - for stupid issues in the VO APIs

Fortis - for loading my insurance for LPG and I think they raise it each year

Calor will stay there, Humax have a week to show customer service or it goes back to Argos Online and a PC is built, Homebase - depends on their response to my email, or if Kopex save their bum for them.

[Marie]

is someone having a bad week?   ummmm

[Elite Pete]

Its probably that time of the month

[unlucky alf]

on the plus side martin your new year cant get much worse

[Martin_1962]

Nope - it is a way of dealing with grumpiness - works for TB should work with anyone.

[Martin_1962]

on the plus side martin your new year cant get much worse

I should hope so - quite bad in some ways last year

[TheBoy]

Can I point out that the gay list is not about things that simply piss you off, its far deeper and complex than that...

For example, gayPods don't piss me off - as MP3 players they are not bad. gayPod users do, however, piss me off, as they expect me to be impressed with their gayPod. I'm not.

gayPhone - not a bad gayPod, with a, albeit crap, phone built in.  Not a bad idea, but in true Apple style, poorly implemented.

Gay Blue LEDs - a true definition of ones sexuality.

Sony - Gay. 'nuf said really. (I'm talking post 2000 Sony)


Companies such as Amtrak, good riddance, really piss me off, but I don't think I've ever referred to them as Gay (may have called the franchise holder in Wellborough a useless gay bitch though...).

So the gay list is a very carefully considered list constructed to complex rules...

[TheBoy]

Oh, I forgot my beloved Gay Linux.  People expect me to be impressed with its 'superior' security etc. I'm not, and its not secure.  Windows is more secure.  If you want a secure Unix system, use Solaris or HP-UX.

Pretty much same for gay Firefox - purely on the Gay list as its sold to people as being the dogs danglies when it comes to security. Its crap. Utter crap.  IE7 has less holes.  A Libyan coffe shop has less bugs.  If you like FF because of functionality/usability, thats fine. If you use it under the misapprehension that its more secure, you are as gay as the product.

[Martin_1962]

Can I point out that the gay list is not about things that simply piss you off, its far deeper and complex than that...

For example, gayPods don't piss me off - as MP3 players they are not bad. gayPod users do, however, piss me off, as they expect me to be impressed with their gayPod. I'm not.

gayPhone - not a bad gayPod, with a, albeit crap, phone built in.  Not a bad idea, but in true Apple style, poorly implemented.

Gay Blue LEDs - a true definition of ones sexuality.

Sony - Gay. 'nuf said really. (I'm talking post 2000 Sony)


Companies such as Amtrak, good riddance, really piss me off, but I don't think I've ever referred to them as Gay (may have called the franchise holder in Wellborough a useless gay bitch though...).

So the gay list is a very carefully considered list constructed to complex rules...

Well I used gay rather than another word for poo due to politeness.

Well the things said about Apple products due point towards correct usage in your list.

Actually I think I follow your views on them quite closely - to me they appear all hype.

[Martin_1962]

Firefox -  I use it very occasionally for testing or when IE6 doesn't work properly (some map sites), cannot use IE7 at work

[jjleonard]

Can I point out that the gay list is not about things that simply piss you off, its far deeper and complex than that...

For example, gayPods don't piss me off - as MP3 players they are not bad. gayPod users do, however, piss me off, as they expect me to be impressed with their gayPod. I'm not.

gayPhone - not a bad gayPod, with a, albeit crap, phone built in.  Not a bad idea, but in true Apple style, poorly implemented.

Gay Blue LEDs - a true definition of ones sexuality.

Sony - Gay. 'nuf said really. (I'm talking post 2000 Sony)


Companies such as Amtrak, good riddance, really piss me off, but I don't think I've ever referred to them as Gay (may have called the franchise holder in Wellborough a useless gay bitch though...).

So the gay list is a very carefully considered list constructed to complex rules...

After reading this carefully constructed, rules maintained list, all I can think of is this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dmauUbBKXII

(The handbags bit, that is, not the pointless song at the beginning).  

[hoody]

reminds me of this

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer.
It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent
the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah
diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it
grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch
except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about
how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here,
Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.


3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits.
Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.


4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking
lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.


5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row
of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'.
If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.


6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different
types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be
handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his
brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you
know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than cotton or denim, you are a poofter.


7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a
slow-ass driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that
hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.


8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because
you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the
verge on being a ass puncher.


OH YEAH.............. IF THIS RANT OFFENDS YOU........YOURE A POOFTER TOO!

[HolyCount]

reminds me of this

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer.
It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent
the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah
diet...f*g**t.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it
grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch
except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about
how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here,
Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.


3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits.
Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a f*g.


4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking
lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.


5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row
of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'.
If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.


6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different
types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be
handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his
brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you
know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than cotton or denim, you are a poofter.


7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a
slow-ass driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that
hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.


8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because
you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the
verge on being a ass puncher.


OH YEAH.............. IF THIS RANT OFFENDS YOU........YOURE A POOFTER TOO!

You forgot the important one ...

If you constantly feel the need to try to assert your homophobic tendencies by ranting as above ...... think twice about that closet you are hiding in  

[hoody]

and if you think my above post was meant as anthing other than the joke it is meant to be...you are one too

[HolyCount]

and if you think my above post was meant as anthing other than the joke it is meant to be...you are one too

Poof or joke