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Re: quality street
« Reply #15 on: 05 January 2009, 13:01:52 »
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Leaving the toilet seat up is a life saver after too many beers :y


Yes, and in truth it does help to save, although not totally, the carpet / floor tiles! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I also admit that I have sometimes forgot myself the fact that the lid is down along with the seat.  Most upsetting when you are squatting in the dark at three in the morning!! :o :o :o :D ;)

Those last 2-3 seconds are crucial ;D
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Re: quality street
« Reply #16 on: 05 January 2009, 13:22:12 »
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Leaving the toilet seat up is a life saver after too many beers :y


Yes, and in truth it does help to save, although not totally, the carpet / floor tiles! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I also admit that I have sometimes forgot myself the fact that the lid is down along with the seat.  Most upsetting when you are squatting in the dark at three in the morning!! :o :o :o :D ;)

I just leave the shower cubical door open.....
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Re: quality street
« Reply #17 on: 05 January 2009, 13:35:14 »
it aint just women, i do it to piss everyone else off who thinks the "good" ones are still in the tin ;D
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Re: quality street
« Reply #18 on: 05 January 2009, 13:38:20 »
When I was a little lad, I could strip the Christmas tree of chocolate and still leave the wrappers intact ::)
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Re: quality street
« Reply #19 on: 05 January 2009, 13:56:25 »
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help me out here lads please,

why do women always, put the empty sweet wrappers, back in the tin. :)
Mrs TheBoy is insisting I eat loads of those sweets - she needs the coloured wrappers for college.  Who am I to disobey  ::)
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Re: quality street
« Reply #20 on: 05 January 2009, 13:59:26 »
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Same reason that they don't put the new loo roll on the holder .......
Mrs TheBoy had the nerve to moan at me about that in the en suite.  Until I pointed out:

  • I only ever crap in the main bathroom - its where my reading matter resides.
  • I only ever piss in the main bathroom, and being a bloke, bogroll not consumed.

Still, it was only a moral victory, as somehow it was still my fault  :-?
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« Reply #21 on: 05 January 2009, 14:03:15 »
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Same reason that they don't put the new loo roll on the holder .......
Mrs TheBoy had the nerve to moan at me about that in the en suite.  Until I pointed out:

  • I only ever crap in the main bathroom - its where my reading matter resides.
  • I only ever piss in the main bathroom, and being a bloke, bogroll not consumed.
Still, it was only a moral victory, as somehow it was still my fault  :-?

Yes TB, and that is why you men never tell us when it has run out! ;D ;D ;)
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Re: quality street
« Reply #22 on: 05 January 2009, 14:07:32 »
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Same reason that they don't put the new loo roll on the holder .......
Mrs TheBoy had the nerve to moan at me about that in the en suite.  Until I pointed out:

  • I only ever crap in the main bathroom - its where my reading matter resides.
  • I only ever piss in the main bathroom, and being a bloke, bogroll not consumed.
Still, it was only a moral victory, as somehow it was still my fault  :-?

Yes TB, and that is why you men never tell us when it has run out! ;D ;D ;)
But... but.. but...

I give up, its bound to be my fault somehow
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« Reply #23 on: 05 January 2009, 14:09:57 »
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Same reason that they don't put the new loo roll on the holder .......
Mrs TheBoy had the nerve to moan at me about that in the en suite.  Until I pointed out:

  • I only ever crap in the main bathroom - its where my reading matter resides.
  • I only ever piss in the main bathroom, and being a bloke, bogroll not consumed.
Still, it was only a moral victory, as somehow it was still my fault  :-?

Yes TB, and that is why you men never tell us when it has run out! ;D ;D ;)
But... but.. but...

I give up, its bound to be my fault somehow


Indeed!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: quality street
« Reply #24 on: 05 January 2009, 15:00:23 »
I always put lid down - stops tools falling in the toilet (keep some in downstairs loo)
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Re: quality street
« Reply #25 on: 05 January 2009, 15:14:04 »
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I always put lid down - stops tools falling in the toilet (keep some in downstairs loo)
Our downstairs is used as a storecupboard for bogroll, kitchen roll (a particular fetish of mine), and dishwasher tablets/salt.  Cash and Carry makes stuff cheap, but you have to store it ;D
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Re: quality street
« Reply #26 on: 05 January 2009, 15:19:53 »
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Same reason that they don't put the new loo roll on the holder .......

 and they keep putting the lid down
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Re: quality street
« Reply #27 on: 05 January 2009, 15:22:19 »
This thread has degenerated into one about the dubious delights of the downstairs crapper....and empty bog roll holders.

we discuss some very cerebral stuff on this forum. ;D ;D ::) :y
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Re: quality street
« Reply #28 on: 05 January 2009, 16:12:45 »
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This thread has degenerated into one about the dubious delights of the downstairs crapper....and empty bog roll holders.

we discuss some very cerebral stuff on this forum. ;D ;D ::) :y
Its just like being down the pub isn't it?

And yes, I have been on the stellas today
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Re: quality street
« Reply #29 on: 05 January 2009, 16:21:51 »
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This thread has degenerated into one about the dubious delights of the downstairs crapper....and empty bog roll holders.

we discuss some very cerebral stuff on this forum. ;D ;D ::) :y
Its just like being down the pub isn't it?

And yes, I have been on the stellas today


Yes and it is a man responsible for it yet again!! :-X...........don't argue!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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