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with the right judge .......
« on: 11 January 2009, 18:35:04 »
would i get away with murder
My brother in law has just returned some tools that i lent him .Ratchets sockets spanners and the like .there isn't one tool that's not got rust stains or caked in crud on /in it, i take care of my gear and he knows this yet he still sent them back like that .He wont be using them again .Now here's the question do i murder him slowly or quickly
                 I needed that feel much better now :y :y
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« Reply #1 on: 11 January 2009, 18:38:03 »
very very slolwly

make it painful

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Re: with the right judge .......
« Reply #2 on: 11 January 2009, 18:40:20 »
Use the tools for maximum pain :y
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Re: with the right judge .......
« Reply #3 on: 11 January 2009, 18:41:01 »
Use different tools or the rust on his corpse will be traced back to you.
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« Reply #4 on: 11 January 2009, 18:41:49 »
borrow something of his and return the favour :y
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Re: with the right judge .......
« Reply #5 on: 11 January 2009, 18:42:50 »
you could always run him over with his own car
make sure you reverse back over him just to make sure
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Re: with the right judge .......
« Reply #6 on: 11 January 2009, 18:49:27 »
rise above it....rise above it.

you are better then that. dont say out until he asks to borrow something again and then simple tell him no!

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« Reply #7 on: 11 January 2009, 18:50:59 »
the wife just phoned him ( i didn't think my wife knew words like that) and gave him a really good reaming lack of respect for other peoples property etc etc and shamed him in to calling round to clean them .The wife's my new hero, i still want to beat him with the ratchet though  :D
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« Reply #8 on: 11 January 2009, 18:54:20 »
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the wife just phoned him ( i didn't think my wife knew words like that) and gave him a really good reaming lack of respect for other peoples property etc etc and shamed him in to calling round to clean them .The wife's my new hero, i still want to beat him with the ratchet though  :D


its her bro so why wouldnt she! saves you the job though.

so he has come round now to clean them!
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« Reply #9 on: 11 January 2009, 18:56:26 »
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the wife just phoned him ( i didn't think my wife knew words like that) and gave him a really good reaming lack of respect for other peoples property etc etc and shamed him in to calling round to clean them .The wife's my new hero, i still want to beat him with the ratchet though  :D

super wife

they always know what to say

plus who would mess with a female in a bad mood
i wouldn't
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« Reply #10 on: 11 January 2009, 19:07:32 »
hes just text the wife to say that his wife wont let him clean the tools because they belong to me so i should clean them. I'm laughing my backside off at the mo  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Just wait till i see the spineless little $hitehawk   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 11 January 2009, 19:11:44 »
sounds like battle of the wifes
might have to start a poll and get some bettings going on whos gonna clean the tools
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« Reply #12 on: 11 January 2009, 19:14:50 »
lets get the poll started
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« Reply #13 on: 11 January 2009, 19:18:59 »
I dont need the poll to tell you will end up cleaning the tools  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 11 January 2009, 19:36:15 »
I hope you never lend him anything else.
When i borrow something, i always make sure i look after it.
I've lent tools out & not got them back & so it's something i don't do anymore >:( (Snap On mole grips come to mind)
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