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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #15 on: 13 January 2009, 18:00:54 »
am i too late t put a bid in  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #16 on: 13 January 2009, 18:01:08 »
Hold on in a minute, american, 22, virgin. unless she weighs 500 pounds i don't believe it for a minute. And what medical test can prove virginity ?
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #17 on: 13 January 2009, 18:14:55 »
I've placed a bid :y
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #18 on: 13 January 2009, 18:41:34 »
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Oh dear, oh dear!!! :o :o :o :o :o

What is it all coming to when a girl sells off such a precious intimate special thing!! :o :o :o >:( >:( >:( >:(    It should only be done in a loving situation; well that's my, perhaps old fashioned. opinion! >:(


Getting banged up the side of a wall whilst necking a can of special brew not your thing then lizzie... :( ;D
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #19 on: 13 January 2009, 19:48:56 »
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Selling it Lizzie.......I'll wager it went years ago.......not many....if any 22 year old virgins about....Enterprising young woman though. :y :y :y

Jimmy Carr was a virgin until he was 26.  Having said that I can't think of any women who've made it to that age without sex from their own personal choice (I'm not counting anyone who is religous or ugly)
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #20 on: 13 January 2009, 19:53:01 »
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Selling it Lizzie.......I'll wager it went years ago.......not many....if any 22 year old virgins about....Enterprising young woman though. :y :y :y

Jimmy Carr was a virgin until he was 26.  Having said that I can't think of any women who've made it to that age without sex from their own personal choice (I'm not counting anyone who is religous or ugly)

With that side parting...........I'am not surprised........ugly little sod. ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #21 on: 13 January 2009, 19:56:53 »
$2.5 million :-? You would be getting ripped off paying that much, you could probably get it a bit cheaper than that :y
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #22 on: 13 January 2009, 20:30:50 »
what ever i paid, i'd make sure i got my moneys worth

imagine when her boyfriend later on finds out she sold her virginity?!!

unless she ends up with the millions i doubt he'd be all that happy!
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #23 on: 13 January 2009, 20:40:13 »
oh dear.... she doesnt even look that nice  :-?
and somebodys going to pay 2.6 million? why not just try and find a virgin in your own country and pay her 100 quid lol-well i was thinking tight fistedly and gotta watch your money in these harsh times
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #24 on: 13 January 2009, 23:33:01 »
Some shy people take years to lose it, I wonder when Tunnie will ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #25 on: 13 January 2009, 23:35:28 »
I got sold as a 'Chelly Boy' a couple of times in HongKong, many moons ago....   :-[

And the fekkers that sold me wouldn't share the profits....   >:(
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #26 on: 13 January 2009, 23:36:13 »
so she's a brass then :D
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« Reply #27 on: 13 January 2009, 23:40:54 »
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Selling it Lizzie.......I'll wager it went years ago.......not many....if any 22 year old virgins about....Enterprising young woman though. :y :y :y

Jimmy Carr was a virgin until he was 26.  Having said that I can't think of any women who've made it to that age without sex from their own personal choice (I'm not counting anyone who is religous or ugly)

With that side parting...........I'am not surprised........ugly little sod. ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y


Agreed! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #28 on: 13 January 2009, 23:41:25 »
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id rather my exhaust pipe. least I have the choice of 2 on the irmy back box  ;D ;D

That reminds me of a photo posted on OOF some time ago, sure it involved Loo Knee and a Range Rover....... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why didn't I sell mine all those years ago?
« Reply #29 on: 13 January 2009, 23:42:09 »
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I've placed a bid :y

I think she was hoping for more than a pint of stout and three ferrets.  ;)
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