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Richie London

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women drivers as usual
« on: 16 January 2009, 14:34:35 »
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #1 on: 16 January 2009, 14:40:36 »
How the hell can someone actually do that... Seriously  ;D
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #2 on: 16 January 2009, 14:42:21 »
you wouldnt believe it if that was your car underneath,  you'd think it was a wind up  ;D ;D
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #3 on: 16 January 2009, 14:42:21 »
probably on the mobile  >:(
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #4 on: 16 January 2009, 14:42:53 »
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probably on the mobile  >:(


or eating the crust from a sandwich  ;D ;D
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #5 on: 16 January 2009, 14:43:16 »
My Mrs drove a neighbours car into a fire station once....same excuse as above.
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #6 on: 16 January 2009, 14:57:08 »
Blimey!   :o
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #7 on: 16 January 2009, 15:33:15 »
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My Mrs drove a neighbours car into a fire station once....same excuse as above.

 ;D ;D ;D
i tend to get in the passenger side somtimes when im rushing about, is a bit embaressing too when people watch  :-[ ;D ;D
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #8 on: 16 January 2009, 16:25:30 »
No surprise to me......I have said many times on this forum.......women can't park........They should stay in the kitchen. :y :y :y
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #9 on: 16 January 2009, 17:06:41 »
lol i just dont think women know how to get the most out of a car :P
they drive asif they're mincing about... about feminin men are possibly worse...trying to outdo womens mincing driving lol.... no offence to women that can drive- just that some are complete retards and same applies for the occasional tosser male driver for arguements sake!
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #10 on: 16 January 2009, 17:27:17 »
My sister blamed me for knocking her mirror off her mx5 while she was driving ;D, and I wasn't even there ;D. Simply because I parked it in a (wide) driveway :D
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #11 on: 16 January 2009, 18:39:56 »
Ah, now did you see the picture of the (not sure) Indian guy who parked his Ferrari on to of his dads car in a car port a couple of years ago!.

Anyway, tis only some women like only some blokes. I'm quite happy to go to sleep whilst my wife is driving, so they can't all be that bad (can they)?.

Oh, whats the feminine of 'tosser'?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #12 on: 16 January 2009, 18:59:21 »
"tossistant" maybe :P
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #13 on: 16 January 2009, 19:04:28 »
The bits I liked:

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£10,000 Chrysler Neon

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you never get the full money back from the insurance

To bloody right.....no insurance company, person, creature or space alien will pay out £10,000 on a chrysler neon!
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Re: women drivers as usual
« Reply #14 on: 16 January 2009, 19:05:02 »
A tosess??? :D
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