Just thought I would jump online and check my bank this afternoon. I expected to be a bit overdrawn as it's getting to the end of the month as I've been spending money to get my new business off the ground.
Some thieving pikey git has cloned my card and decided to help himself to
£1500 of my hard earned cash. B*stard. He/she has been buying TVs and other electrical goods and even had the bloody nerve to pay his/her TV licence and then go frickin online shopping at Asda - I hope the tw*t choked on his/her groceries.

Phoned my bank (HSBC) and it sounded like I was talking to some woman sat on the bog in India. I was already fuming, but I couldn't understand what she was saying and that made me even more angry.
So to cut a long story short they've cancelled my card and I've got to wait 5-7 working days for a form to fill in, and then another week or so until they make a decision to get on with trying to trace my money. I asked them what I was supposed to do for money and they said did I have any friends I could borrow money off. Cheeky w*ankers.
I'm due to go to the States on business at the end of this week, so I'm up plop creek without a loo brush at the moment.
Sorry to bring my problems on here, but it's nice to vent off sometimes!!