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[hoody]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four worms into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of semen.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in semen - dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

The minister asked the congregation, "What can we learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

[Ian_D]

 

[Vamps]

Like that.......

[Omega man 2]

Nice one

[blue_dream]

brilliant!!

[dbug]

Funny but how true

[Elite Pete]

 
Very good

[cem_devecioglu]

clever deduction

[Sad]