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Ned Kelly

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When Grandma Goes to Court
« on: 21 January 2009, 18:29:34 »

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer --------

In a trial,a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,a grandmotherly,elderly woman to the stand.He approached her and asked,"Mrs Jones,do you know me?" She responded,"why,yes,I do know you,Mr Williams.I've known you since you were a boy,and frankly,you've been a big disappointment to me.You lie,you cheat on your wife,and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.You think your a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.Yes,I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned .Not knowing what else to do,he pointed across the room and asked,"Mrs Jones,do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied,"Why yes,I do.I've known Mr Bradley since he was a youngster,too.He's lazy,bigoted,and he has a drinking problem.He can't build a normal relationship with anyone,and his Law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.One of them was your wife.Yes,I know him."
The defense attorney nearly died.
The Judge asked both Attorneys to approach the bench and,in a very  quiet voice,said,
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,I'll send you both to the electric chair".
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Re: When Grandma Goes to Court
« Reply #1 on: 21 January 2009, 18:32:08 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D nice one  :y :y
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Re: When Grandma Goes to Court
« Reply #2 on: 21 January 2009, 18:32:26 »

Scary woman ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: When Grandma Goes to Court
« Reply #3 on: 21 January 2009, 20:00:46 »

 ;D ;D ;Drofl ;D ;D ;D
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Re: When Grandma Goes to Court
« Reply #4 on: 21 January 2009, 20:08:56 »

Love it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: When Grandma Goes to Court
« Reply #5 on: 21 January 2009, 20:45:39 »

Nice one....... :y :y :y
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