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[vauxfan2k]

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobilephone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to

[MadMark73]

 

[Elite Pete]

My daughter phones her husband down stairs using her mobile

[STMO123]

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobilephone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to

Oh yes!

[Vamps]

That is so true.........

[The Red Baron]

No 10, im terrible for it.  

[MindlessJD]

Saw a 2008 one of these. It is funny, but scarily true aswell!  

 

[Christian]

Every single bloody one is right  

[zippo]

no 7 sounds like what happened to me the other day
    i was looking through an old Land Rover mag and something caught my eye .I Was pretty discussed with the advertiser for not providing a web address
 then i clicked the mag was dated from the mid 80s . what a muppet