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[STMO123]

....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".

[Darth Loo-knee]

 

[cem_devecioglu]

 

[Del Boy]

Lol  

[Mr Skrunts]

 

[miggy]

....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

[STMO123]

....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

[miggy]

....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"*

[STMO123]

....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"*

By the by.....my missus is starting work in Sheffield after Easter, God help her.

[miggy]

....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"*

By the by.....my missus is starting work in Sheffield after Easter, God help her.

in GODS CITY...

[STMO123]

....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"*

By the by.....my missus is starting work in Sheffield after Easter, God help her.

in GODS CITY...

Place called Rollestone?? :-/

[miggy]

....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"*

By the by.....my missus is starting work in Sheffield after Easter, God help her.

in GODS CITY...

Place called Rollestone?? :-/

Your mates are on BBC1 now the old guys

[maria]

Good one  

[vauxfan2k]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking (as you do), and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

[albitz]

would like to explain to the English why the Irish arent thick,but your all far to dim to understand