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« on: 06 February 2009, 15:24:03 »
Company Employees!!!!

 

This is unbelievable, but true!

Can you imagine working for a Company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics .

 

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

 

7 have been arrested for fraud

 

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

 

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

 

3 have done time for assault

 

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

 

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

 

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

 

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

 

Which organisation is this ???????

 

 

 

 

 

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of b*****ds we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

Makes me angry  >:(

Suppose it makes 'em normal though :-X

 



 
 
I suspect this may be a few years old
« Last Edit: 06 February 2009, 15:25:03 by dave_c »
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Re: Company Statistics
« Reply #1 on: 06 February 2009, 15:32:29 »
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Company Employees!!!!

 

This is unbelievable, but true!

Can you imagine working for a Company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics .

 

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

 

7 have been arrested for fraud

 

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

 

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

 

3 have done time for assault

 

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

 

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

 

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

 

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

 

Which organisation is this ???????

 

 

 

 

 

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of b*****ds we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

Makes me angry  >:(

Suppose it makes 'em normal though :-X

 



 
 
I suspect this may be a few years old


Or the figures could be even worse if out of date.
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Re: Company Statistics
« Reply #2 on: 06 February 2009, 16:47:44 »
The failure to obtain a credit card is not an issue though.
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Re: Company Statistics
« Reply #3 on: 06 February 2009, 16:51:16 »
It's worse than that. The slippery b'stards wriggle out of 99% of the sh1t they do are caught doing.  :o

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