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nick v6

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never lie to your mother
« on: 19 February 2009, 17:32:44 »
peter invites his mom for tea
she notices his flat mate joe is very handsome and slightly camp and although she suspected peter's gay he denies that anything is going on and only says that they are only flat mates

a week later joe says to peter "ever since your mom came for tea, i can't find the frying pan"

peter emails his mom and says
"dear mom, i'm not saying you DID take the frying pan, and i'm not saying you DID NOT take the frying pan, but its been missing ever since you came for tea. love peter"

his mom replys
"dear son, i'm not saying you DO sleep with joe and i'm not saying you DO NOT sleep with joe, but if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the frying pan by now
love mom"


moral of the story....
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #1 on: 19 February 2009, 17:34:09 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #2 on: 19 February 2009, 17:47:33 »
A rewrite of an old joke but still makes me laugh. ;D ;D
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #3 on: 19 February 2009, 18:09:05 »
old ones are the best  :y
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #4 on: 19 February 2009, 19:51:13 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #5 on: 19 February 2009, 19:59:06 »
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A rewrite of an old joke but still makes me laugh. ;D ;D


indeed it is. always funny  :y
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #6 on: 19 February 2009, 20:15:12 »
nice one,hadnt heard that before :y
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #7 on: 19 February 2009, 23:49:23 »
 :y :y
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #8 on: 19 February 2009, 23:51:07 »
LOL   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #9 on: 20 February 2009, 08:34:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #10 on: 20 February 2009, 10:46:40 »
Like it !! ;D ;D ;D
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