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Nickbat

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Male toiletries
« on: 23 March 2009, 11:59:16 »
Thought I did well the other day when I popped into Boots and bought a cheap Adidas Deo Body Spray called "Ice Dive".

SWMBO told me last night that it smells like flykiller. :-[

Boots, here I come again.

I wish Brut would come back into fashion. ;)

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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #1 on: 23 March 2009, 12:02:26 »
No flies on you then!
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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #2 on: 23 March 2009, 12:09:52 »
I think they make the cheap deodorant smell like fly killer so you go and buy the more expensive one. I recall the henry cooper and kevin keegan advert for brut
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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #3 on: 23 March 2009, 12:47:28 »
i went into boots the other day & asked for an antiperspirant, the girl said to me "do you want a ball type?" i said no thanks but i`ll have one for under the arms ;) ;) :D
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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #4 on: 23 March 2009, 12:47:51 »
Brut 33,splash it all over,those were the days. ::) :)
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« Reply #5 on: 23 March 2009, 13:01:25 »
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Brut 33,splash it all over,those were the days. ::) :)
Ah yes: with the great smell of 'Enery' Cooper! ;D
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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #6 on: 23 March 2009, 13:02:27 »
I was in the chemist the other day, behind a blonde girl, she asked the assistant for some 'anal deodorant'  Assistant didnt know what she meant, so the blonde girl points to the shelf (all normal deodorants) and says there it is.

So the assistant gets the stick type deodorant down she pointed at, and says 'this is just normal underarm deodorant'
Blonde girl takes it, turns it over and shown ther the instuctions...."remove lid and push up bottom"  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 23 March 2009, 13:35:56 »
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I was in the chemist the other day, behind a blonde girl, she asked the assistant for some 'anal deodorant'  Assistant didnt know what she meant, so the blonde girl points to the shelf (all normal deodorants) and says there it is.

So the assistant gets the stick type deodorant down she pointed at, and says 'this is just normal underarm deodorant'
Blonde girl takes it, turns it over and shown ther the instuctions...."remove lid and push up bottom"  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #8 on: 23 March 2009, 14:08:07 »
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I was in the chemist the other day, behind a blonde girl, she asked the assistant for some 'anal deodorant'  Assistant didnt know what she meant, so the blonde girl points to the shelf (all normal deodorants) and says there it is.

So the assistant gets the stick type deodorant down she pointed at, and says 'this is just normal underarm deodorant'
Blonde girl takes it, turns it over and shown ther the instuctions...."remove lid and push up bottom"  ;D

 ;D Hahahaha!.....`like that! :y
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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #9 on: 23 March 2009, 14:43:36 »
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Thought I did well the other day when I popped into Boots and bought a cheap Adidas Deo Body Spray called "Ice Dive".

SWMBO told me last night that it smells like flykiller. :-[

Boots, here I come again.

I wish Brut would come back into fashion. ;)


Mr Dusty thinks that Brut is still in fashion. I bought him some lovely JPG male scent,but he would not wear it .
Sold it to Markey Mark in the end for £15.Mr Dusty's loss I say. :-* :-*

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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #10 on: 23 March 2009, 16:15:06 »
 ;D ;D

Has Old Spice ever gone out of fashion? ;) ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 23 March 2009, 16:18:26 »
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;D ;D

Has Old Spice ever gone out of fashion? ;) ;D

my dad still uses it
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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #12 on: 23 March 2009, 16:31:33 »
Get some Green Irish Tweed from Creed, pricey but its some attirant for the ladies  :y 8-)
« Last Edit: 23 March 2009, 16:31:56 by mrgaffney »
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« Reply #13 on: 23 March 2009, 16:45:14 »
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;D ;D

Has Old Spice ever gone out of fashion? ;) ;D

No, it`s popularity [size=8](as a paint-stripper)[/size] was only lessened a little, when Nitromors was introduced. ;D
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Re: Male toiletries
« Reply #14 on: 23 March 2009, 16:50:09 »
I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y
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